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Heaven and Hell Slack Off by storiesgivelife
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2023
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"Crowley always saves Aziraphale so he's never actually been discorporated" - how about no :)
What if the Hellish and Heavenly Departments of Corporation Assignments have been dealing with these Ineffable Idiots' MANY discorporations since the dawn of time
What if these departments had a Slack channel where they got suspicious of some similarly-timed bodily request forms
What if these angels and demons bugged the shit out of each other (and maybe fell in love??) as coworkers usually do
What if "Dumb Ways To Die" was taken as a workplace rivalry bucket list.. among other classic shenanigansOutsider angels & demons POV on Ineffable Husbands and Ineffable Bureaucracy through the ages - told almost entirely through Slack messages.
Enable author's workskin!
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A Very Nice Thing by storiesgivelife
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2023
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London, 1941
"You know, that was a very nice thing you did for me."
"Shut up"
"Well there must be something I could do for you.. in return?"
"Forget it, will you?"Aziraphale realizes he's in love. And his first instinct is to give road head.
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Someone asked about a fantasy.. here it is
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Keys to the Kingdom by storiesgivelife
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Jun 2019
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“You’re short for an elf.”
“Actually I’m tall for a hobbit.”
“And just when I was thinking that I wasn’t the only one in the world who is short for an elf.”A meeting in Bree begins a journey of there and back again. Post-Hobbit.
Crack taken seriously – What if Bilbo and Thorin’s daughter fell in love with Kili and Tauriel’s son, neither of whom where any the wiser about their shared dwarven ancestry and strong claims to the throne of Erebor?
Featuring: Gandalf doing his meddling and disappearing thing, Bilbo trying his best, and all of Middle-Earth being canonically a bit racist. Also, to make things interesting, Smaug was just chased off and is Not DeadTM.
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Echos in Ice : December 10th 2194 by crabappleJohnny for Langamire
Fandoms: Alien Series, X-Men (Movieverse)
10 Nov 2024
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Charles Xavier is a mutant trapped on a frozen rock in an eternal winter. All other crew are dead and Erik, their synthetic, was lost 2 years ago. He’s been on the verge of suicide since.
There’s a knock on his main docking bay door mid December 2194.
As long as I don’t chicken out it should be gross and nasty and not nice. Erik and Charles are cute but David is not. He’s a nasty mean bitch.
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16 Nov 2024
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“Charles,” Erik says, and if his voice hits a pleading note then who can really blame him, “Charles, it’s me.”
It takes several longer moments before Charles musters up the strength to answer, breath stuttering horribly as he tries to breathe. He’s shaking, entire body trembling.
“Erik,” Charles says, his voice cracking, “Erik, I want to die.”
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12 Nov 2024
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The stars incline us, they do not bind us by ikeracity, Pangea
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
23 Feb 2015
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Intergalactic Federation pilot Lieutenant Charles Xavier is assigned last-minute to a high profile mission: transporting over two thousand prison inmates from an old and overfilled prison complex to a newer, higher-capacity prison stronghold located on the outer reaches of the galaxy. Just as he's settling down for a long and uneventful ride, things take a turn for the worse after the inmates riot and stage a hostile takeover of the ship, leaving Charles to find himself at the complete mercy of cold-blooded killers and facing the chilling prospect that he might not ever make it back home alive.
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12 Nov 2024
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Dark Angels, Golden Serpents by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2020
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It would be easy to look at Mr. Fell and see a soft, aging bookseller. It's what much of the world sees, even if it isn't the truth. Because Mr. Fell is also known by another name. The Archangel, the leader and head of London's largest and most powerful crime syndicate.
When Crowley, a low level member of a rival organization get's into some trouble and needs help, he unknowingly goes straight to London's most prominent crime boss.
For Aziraphale's part, he loves beauty. He loves decadence and art and food, and is not in the habit of denying himself the things he wants. The moment he sees Crowley, he knows he is beauty personified. He wants him, and he will have him, even if he needs to crush a rival crime boss beneath his heel to keep him.Series
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14 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley both write fanfiction. As it happens, they both write Good Omens fanfiction.
Of course, neither of them would ever admit this to the other.
(A love story told primarily in AO3 comments)
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22 Aug 2023