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a bell is a cup until it is struck by sterne
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
30 Aug 2019
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The secret education of Armitage Hux.
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Just a little more in the Viking & Modern AU. Their time together comes to an end in one life, but fate has more in store.
This follows the events of Wyrd.
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- Part 2 of Wholly Inexorable
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Richard has a surprising encounter with Ed Chambers.
Set entirely within S4:E7 The Patent Troll
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From Kylux Cantina's Week 13 Prompt : a gold arm-ring given as a reward for success in battle: Kylux Viking AU
Also inspired by two of Jeusus’ Viking AU artworks) (x), (x)
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- Part 1 of Wholly Inexorable
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A Bear and a Piece of Driftwood Walk Into a Bar by sterne
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
15 May 2017
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"me when i first started shipping kylux: eh idk i don’t really like AUs, they don’t make much sense as a ship if they’re removed from the Star Wars universe
me now: what if kylo is a bEAR and Hux is A PIECE OF DRIFTWOod and they’ve been CURSED BY A FAIRY TO LIVE AS HUMANs IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST in tHE YEAr 1803 AND"
- used with kind permission of theearlgreyalpha
now available in russian!
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An arranged marriage that blooms into something more; it was fated in the stars.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - fate remains wholly inexorable
- The Wanderer (Anglo-Saxon poem, circa 9th century)
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The song "Stacy's Mom", as told by Ea-Nasir's neighbour and former childhood rival (in Akkadian, of course).
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20 Jun 2023
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Jonathan Toews is the billet brother Patrick never had. Or wanted.
(A Sentinel AU in which the most far-fetched thing is Jonathan Toews going 24th in the draft.)
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06 Feb 2020
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Patricia Kane. Well, Jonny at least has her name now.
He can't help but watch her as she pulls herself out of the pool to sit at the side, laughing at something Dayna just said. She lifts her arms to fumble at her bun and then pulls her hair-tie off, shaking her hair out; Jonny stares, transfixed, as a cascade of thick blonde curls tumble down her back.
"Oh boy," Sharpy says. "Guys, Tazer is smitten. Look at his face."
"Shut the fuck up," Jonny says, as the guys start hooting and laughing. "I just - I think she's pretty cute, that's all."
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17 Nov 2018
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Jonny’s prostate is a gift from the gods. Patrick’s patience, also.
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05 Nov 2018
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Sublimation
- Passing from one phase to another without transitioning through an intermediate phase.
- Where socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are consciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.
Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews should probably have figured out the first time what this type of behavior meant.
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- Part 1 of Gravitational Influence
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Bookmarked by sterne
30 Oct 2018