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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Snippets from the first six years of Phil and Clint's relationship, all taking place on New Year's Eve.

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    21 Nov 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    ORIGINAL SUMMARY: Illya’s banged up, but they’ve both had worse. Which, come to think of it, might be why he’s being so petulant about being helped at the moment. Still, he’ll be grumpier if he lets these lacerations scab up with all this dirt and grime in them. Napoleon leans forward to renew his efforts, but he doesn’t get very far.

    “That hurts!”

    “Goddammit, Peril, where doesn’t it hurt?” Napoleon snaps, sitting back in frustration, the wet cloth still clutched in his hand.

    “Here!” Illya huffs, lifting his elbow up and pointing at it.

    (Or, Napoleon encounters resistance when he tries to clean up Illya's wounds at the end of a long day, and their bickering takes a turn that neither of them expect.)

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    19 Nov 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    What he hadn't considered was that Illya might be extremely comfortable playing gay.

    And that might mean that Napoleon would find himself in a small nightclub with an armful of amorous blond pressed against him and slow dancing to the sound of a beautiful queen singing a low torch song.

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    17 Nov 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    “If you had some terminal disease and you only had months to live, you wouldn’t only tell some people but hide it from me, right?” Gaby says as she leans a little closer to him.

    Nope, that didn’t really help. Napoleon’s brow furrows and he tips his head at her in confusion. “…No? Is this some kind of strange philosophical game, or does this line of questioning have a point?”

    “Illya’s been extra nice to you lately,” she accuses, like he has anything to do with it.

    (Illya's always been a considerate partner, but when he starts doing even more nice things for Napoleon, it's a little confusing. And distressing, given how Napoleon is sure that he definitely doesn't mean it like that.)

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    14 Nov 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    "Wilhelm stares at the boy who stole his heart, lying in this bed that sheltered so many dark memories, and lets this blissful feeling grow in his chest, until there is no room for anyone else but Simon in his soul.

    The weight of love on his shoulders feels lighter than it was all those years ago, and so does the crown on his head."

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    Since their reunion on Wilhelm's birthday two months ago, Simon and Wilhelm have managed to maintain a relationship behind the Queen's back.

    With her gone abroad, this is the perfect time to bring Simon to the castle and introduce him to Agata properly.

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    08 Nov 2023