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"I'm in fucking space prison, Morty. You'd know that if you weren't living under a rock. Didn't they have my mugshot plastered all around the goddamn news?"
"You said... you said you were going to get ice cream."
"Yeah well..." Rick sighs. "Things don't always go to plan."
After hearing the tone of his voice, Morty confirmed the one scenario he couldn't help thinking about on sleepless nights. No one could really catch Rick Sanchez. Which left him with one possibility: Rick gave himself up.
Morty collapses back on the bed. His body suddenly felt heavy and he didn't trust himself to keep sitting up. He turns to the side, holding the phone close to his ear.
"I wished you could have told me what was the plan in the first place."
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Rick calls Morty at the middle of the night while he's in space prison. Let's just say Morty's very persuasive in motivating his grandpa to orchestrate a little prison break.
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"Morty aren't you uh," Rick mutters, coughing theatrically in the middle of the sentence, eyes flitting everywhere in the perimeter of the front door. Looking at everything but Morty's face. "Aren't you forgetting something?"
"I thought you said we can only do that in the garage..."
"Fine," Rick says, pretending it is when it's obviously isn't. "If you're gonna be like that, be like that."
Morty sighs. He was almost out of the house, backpack on his shoulder and doorknob on his palm. It's rare for Rick to remind him of anything, to ask him of anything, so he lets his hostile defenses crumble down and spins, going up on his tippy toes to reach the older man and give him the sought after kiss - a chaste one, a kindergartener's peck on the cheek.
"I'm still mad," Morty whispers in front of the lapels of Rick's lab coat. "But I might not be later."
"Then fucking hurry up with school and get home fast,” Rick whispers back.
Morty buries his smile in his sternum. "I will, Rick."
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- Part 5 of Crack Fics : The Collection
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Little Rick's Master Plan To Get Into Morty Smith's Pants by stardustwhiskeyhoney
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
08 Jun 2022
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He skateboards to Morty's house every afternoon. Morty of course indulges him and goes with him to his 'adventures' which consists of both of them getting into trouble all over the town and mostly Morty just babysitting him.
It's the most fun Rick has had in his short life. Someone listening to him about his inventions. Someone else's eyes lighting up in interest and wonder and not in horror when he presents his newest gizmo of the week.
He straight up changes his plans from making Morty his exclusive boyfriend to his future wife because why the fuck not?
Rick has found his life partner and everything was going into plan.
He was sure nothing was going to get in his way.
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- Part 4 of Crack Fics : The Collection
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“I don’t know if you’ve noticed but yo-you’ve been drinking less. It's been taking you a while to refill that flask and you know these days... I haven't once heard you say that "wubba lubba dub dub" thing that you usually say."
"You don't know what that means."
"Birdperson told me what it means."
Rick doesn't move but he looks away. "I've never seen you relieved and content. Happier. And it all started ever since we-"
"You think letting me rape you is a form of rehabilitation?"
Morty's breath hitches.
"Because that's what this is, isn't it Morty? You've been just letting me do this to you again and-"
"If I really didn't want to, I wouldn't pull you back to bed."
"No. Now I know the real reason why you did, and it's goddamn pathetic, Morty. Y-y-you really think I'd off myself because of that? I'd suffered through more-"
"And I've seen you try to hurt yourself for less."
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Rick loves Morty in a way that no one expects. Morty loves Rick in a way that even God wouldn't understand.
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This whole fic was an old twitter thread of mine following the self prompt that I had:
Morty making Rick promise not to ever interfere with his aging, and Rick agreeing because he respects Morty's wishes to experience life as it is, unlike him whose immortality has made his life meaningless.
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Rick and Morty Realize They're In Love With One Another : The Collection by stardustwhiskeyhoney
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