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cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 Jun 2022
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"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it.
Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup."
(It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
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Five times the Avengers saw how strong Spider-man/Peter was One time the world saw it. by King_Claus_The_First
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Mar 2022
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Times when Spider-Man or Peter showed the Avengers he's not someone you just mess with.
And one time he showed the world.
(I can't get the tag, so just letting you know, Not Steve friendly for now)
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Secrets by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
09 Jul 2018
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(Spidey is Tom Holland's character, things are strictly platonic between him and Deadpool)
Peter Parker- Spiderman- is having a bad day.
He missed his T-shot yesterday and hasnt had time to take it today. His binder is way too tight and he can hardly draw a breath. He hurt, and probably broke his arm in this last skirmish with a baddie. Oh and one Merc with a Mouth has discovered his little hiding spot on the roof.
Peter needs help, but hes terrified of what Deadpool will do when he discovers that the Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman is trans.
Surprisingly, Deadpool is alot sweeter about it than anyone ever would have thought.
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The 6 Times Peter Wanted To Reveal his Identity (And the 1 Time He Did) by Spongeekat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
21 Sep 2018
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"Look, I’m just a Deadpool. I know I’m not Dr. Phil. But I couldn’t just let you make some bad decision and let the world lose one more hot piece of ass. Anyways, I live in the area and saw you standing on the ledge, and I thought I could maybe talk you down. Dying hurts, in case you were wondering. It’s not worth it.” Dying...hurts? Talk him down? Bad decision?
Oh.
“Oh.” Everything suddenly connected and the gears started turning in Peter’s brain. “No, wait, I wasn’t…” He didn’t quite know how to explain he wasn’t there to do that without completely explaining why he was up there in the first place. Any resolve he may have had earlier about revealing his superpowered persona had melted away, his plans going awry within seconds. "
Or Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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