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Blitzø is the proud owner of Ink Made Perfect or I.M.P. He has his life together finally. He left Verosika, he has his daughter and friends working with him, and he has a huge thing for the flower shop owner across the street... the married shop owner. Fuck
Stolas has achieved one of his dreams, opening Nettle Nest. The one thing in his life no one else had a say in, and with his divorce in progress, things seem to be looking up. Too bad he's crushing hard on the tattoo artist across the street... the one with a famous girlfriend.
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Blitzø and Stolas each think the other is taken. They start an affair anyway. Misunderstandings ensue.
For Helluva Bang 2024
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- Part 1 of Stolitz Tattoo/Flowershop AU
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17 Dec 2024
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Inspired by decor in Blitzø's office, Blitzø and Stolas visit a lemon orchard on Earth for some role-playing shenanigans. Blitzø can't help himself. First, he has to torment Moxxie.
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Blitzø and Stolas reenact the infamous porno 'lemon stealing whore,' and Blitzø drags Moxxie into his nonsense.
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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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Blitzø's life is going fine. He's got a good gig as a stripper, a handful of friends, and a roof over his head. He's not lonely, fuck you very much.
Everything is… fine.Stolas' life is not going where he wants it to. With a wedding that he doesn't want to be part of approaching fast, he feels trapped. But it's his duty to marry. He had to be fine with it.
But one bachelor party changes both of their lives, and suddenly fine doesn't seem so fine anymore.
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What's The Tea? by BiFelicia319 for Tori the Bardbarian (Gebo), Amethyst_Alchemist
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Dec 2024
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Human Stolitz Coffeeshop AU! I've been working on this since late-September and it's still a WIP! I'm currently 11 chapters in and it's just getting started!
This first chapter is, shall we say, the Pilot Episode >^.^< I'll start posting more chapters when I'm closer to finishing the story, so stay tuned! And feel free to Follow me on Bluesky (fuck Xitter) for updates, 'cause I can't shut up about this fic when I'm making progress on it!
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This will get a better Summary when it's time to start actually posting the rest of the story, but for now?
Stolas is an actor who accidentally makes an ass out of himself at Blitzø's coffeeshop and things sure do happen! XD
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Long Cool Owl (In a Black Dress) by MadPrinceFishhook
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
13 Dec 2024
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Saturday night, Blitzø is downtown, working for the FBI in a bootlegging boozer on the west side, when a long, cool owl in a black dress catches his eye and changes his life.
Loosely American Prohibition Era, but still in hell. Why is liquor illegal in hell? Don't worry about it.
Hardboiled detective noir style, based on the song Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress) by The Hollies
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- 10,108
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14 Dec 2024
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I'll show you every version of yourself tonight by cosmicstolas
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Dec 2024
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Semi-canon pre Stolitz angst, inspired by the movie Freaky Friday.
After a passionate night together, an accidental spell with Stolas’s grimoire causes Stolas and Blitzø to swap bodies. Will they be able to manage life in each other's shoes- literally?
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- English
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- 4/4
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13 Dec 2024
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Grave Consequences by cloodstrauss for Nevertoldmewhat
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Aug 2024
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“Cash kicked the bucket,” he says as soon as the bedroom door closes behind him.
Stolas watches him strip down to his boxers, saying nothing until he joins him in the bed. “Are you alright, darling?”
Blitzø curls up in his husband’s arms. “Yep.”
Sometimes healing childhood trauma means forgiving and forgetting, moving on from the past and letting go of things that can't be changed. For Blitzø, it means doing absolutely unspeakable things to his father's grave. (Based on Nevertoldmewhat's beautiful "Champagne" artwork!)
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13 Dec 2024
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5 times Stolas and Blitzø use baths to take care of each other and say what they can't with words. And one time where they're finally, finally, speaking the same language.
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- Part 12 of Canon Related OneShots
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There Is No Why About It by Dlvvanzor, Living_In_a_Fantasy
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Dec 2024
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Every Hellborn has a soulmate, indicated by the soulsmark that appears on your hand when you first meet. Stolas is nearing 30 and still has not found his soulmate. Soon his father will force him to marry Stella, who also lacks a soulsmark, and his fantasies of finding his true love will be over.
But then, he does find his match. There’s just two problems.
First off, Blitzø is an imp, and no Ars Goetia has ever matched with the lower classes.
And secondly, Blitzø doesn’t seem nearly as thrilled about finding his soulmate as Stolas is.
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How to Succeed at Stargazing Without Really Trying by CaptainTrips9
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2024
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"What's that one called, again? The fuckin', uh, the old bitch in the chair?"
"Cassiopeia, darling."
Sometimes, they get it right.
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- Part 2 of Stars and Stardust and Infinite Space
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07 Dec 2024
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“Stolas, where do you think we go when we die?” Stolas looked up at Blitzy from where his head lay on his chest.
The problem was that Stolas’ vast vocabulary had been reduced to ash, choking in his throat, unable to dislodge.
“I… I don’t know, my darling,” he finally managed.Blitzø shrugged like his question hadn’t been that deep. “I dunno. It’s just a weird thought, ya know? Like, here is a place where Sinners end up when they die, right? Here is basically assumed to be the final destination.
“I’ve killed demons here. I never see them respawn elsewhere around here like a video game NPC. So, where do we go when we’re shunted from this Final Destination?” He smiled weakly at Stolas. “It’s kinda turning my brain into a pretzel just thinking about it. It’s no big deal.”~*~*~*~*~
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Blitzo had been waiting. Had taken the whole damn afternoon off to make sure his ass could be there. Make sure Stolas wouldn't arrive alone, like most sinners did. He'd never done that before.
It had been hours since he'd seen Stolas in that hospital room on Earth.
After the last sinner exited, Blitzo made his way to the doors and peeked in. Several sinners were still inside, clinging to themselves or pacing under the fluorescent lights in various stages of denial or panic attack. None of them looked familiar. He was about to resign himself to another hour of waiting when his gaze landed on one skinny grey lump hunkered down in a shadowy farside corner.
*Bingo.*
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When Stolas finally shows up in Hell, Blitzo takes it upon himself to look after him. The former human is definitely having trouble adjusting to his new reality, but Blitzo is determined to help him see that death doesn't have to be the end.
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What if Blitzo *was* real?
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- Part 2 of Hell to Pay
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Blitz is the best rum runner employed by the Blue Rooster speakeasy. Aster Goethe is a mild-mannered botanist living in self-imposed seclusion. When an ice cold bureau agent injures Blitz in a liquor deal gone bad, their lives are put on a collision course with both each other, and the cruel turn of fate.
(This is a collaboration with the wonderful herbalmedicinemoose on Tumblr/Ratmansky!)
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03 Dec 2024
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Blitzo is a twenty-three year old clown school drop-out working at an adult toy store. It's been rough trying to rebuild his life, heal his scars, and deal with a sister hooked on H8. But everything changes when a newly married Stolas walks in.
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Psychic abilities come with their perks—and their perils. For the human Blitzo, seeing ghosts and demons is just another part of daily life. But when Stolas offers protection from the supernatural chaos in exchange for access to the human realm, what starts as a simple agreement turns into something far more unexpected.
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Rich businessman Stolas finds himself in trouble when a couple of Sharks point guns at him & force him into the trunk of a car.
Blitzø is an assassin. He kills people, not saves them and he doesn't do either for free. Looks like he just found the exception
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