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Inspired by decor in Blitzø's office, Blitzø and Stolas visit a lemon orchard on Earth for some role-playing shenanigans. Blitzø can't help himself. First, he has to torment Moxxie.
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Blitzø and Stolas reenact the infamous porno 'lemon stealing whore,' and Blitzø drags Moxxie into his nonsense.
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"Let me tell you what’s gonna happen here," Blitzø said. "I’m making you a drink. In fact, I’m making us both a drink, just don’t tell Ozzie. And fuck that menu you’ve been staring at all night, I’m gonna take care of you. What’s your favorite liquor?”
Stolas hesitated. “Well,” he said, “I generally drink absinthe when I’m looking to forget something–”
“No, not like that, damn!” Blitzø eyed Stolas in somewhat of a reproached concern. “I just meant– no. We’re not forgetting tonight because I’m gonna make it worth it that you came all the way down here to this shitty ass bar. I want to know which liquor you like."
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A hot bartender. A failed first date. And most importantly- some absolutely FILTHY bathroom sex.
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Blitzø's life is going fine. He's got a good gig as a stripper, a handful of friends, and a roof over his head. He's not lonely, fuck you very much.
Everything is… fine.Stolas' life is not going where he wants it to. With a wedding that he doesn't want to be part of approaching fast, he feels trapped. But it's his duty to marry. He had to be fine with it.
But one bachelor party changes both of their lives, and suddenly fine doesn't seem so fine anymore.
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What's The Tea? by BiFelicia319 for Tori the Bardbarian (Gebo), Amethyst_Alchemist
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Dec 2024
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Human Stolitz Coffeeshop AU! I've been working on this since late-September and it's still a WIP! I'm currently 11 chapters in and it's just getting started!
This first chapter is, shall we say, the Pilot Episode >^.^< I'll start posting more chapters when I'm closer to finishing the story, so stay tuned! And feel free to Follow me on Bluesky (fuck Xitter) for updates, 'cause I can't shut up about this fic when I'm making progress on it!
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This will get a better Summary when it's time to start actually posting the rest of the story, but for now?
Stolas is an actor who accidentally makes an ass out of himself at Blitzø's coffeeshop and things sure do happen! XD
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Long Cool Owl (In a Black Dress) by MadPrinceFishhook
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
13 Dec 2024
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Saturday night, Blitzø is downtown, working for the FBI in a bootlegging boozer on the west side, when a long, cool owl in a black dress catches his eye and changes his life.
Loosely American Prohibition Era, but still in hell. Why is liquor illegal in hell? Don't worry about it.
Hardboiled detective noir style, based on the song Long Cool Woman (In a Black Dress) by The Hollies
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