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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Desperate times ask for desperate measures, even if that means taking an ex-soldier from prison and letting him mindmeld with a psychopathic genius. (Pacific Rim/Sherlock fusion)

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    23 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    for prompt: "victorian au mormor smut- how would /you/ write hounds of the dubervilles? and bonus points for Seb bottoming"

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    23 Nov 2024

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    "At the foot of my bed I beheld the Count, and behind him arrayed were the three Weird Sisters; all of them staring, with cruel, fond smiles on their beautiful faces as they watched me. “When will we welcome him?” the fair one asked. No longer did she look on me with hunger; now her face reflected an eager anticipation.

    “Soon,” the Count said. “Can you not see how he weakens? In but a few more days he shall be ours.” He looked on me with such a strange expression; had I seen it on a woman, I might have called it desire."

     

    No longer having need of his services as a solicitor, Count Dracula decides Jonathan might serve him in other ways.

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    25 Aug 2024

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    Well,” she says, long and drawn out, and from the glint in her eyes he can tell this is some kind of inner joke, kept from him. “I’ve been a diplomat, and a race car driver, and a chef, and an astronaut, and a veterinarian--”

    “An astronaut,” he repeats dryly. He wants to call her on her lie - but. But. How strange. There’s no indication of a lie: no rise in temperature, no quickening of her pulse, no change to her eyes, nothing.

    She laughs. “You don’t know the half of it."

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    25 Aug 2024

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    Anastrophe (noun): a rhetorical device; the inversion of the usual order of words or clauses.

    In which Deckard Shaw is good with kids, Samantha Hobbs gets what she wants, Hattie Shaw is always right, and Luke Hobbs is along for the ride. Shaw and Hobbs do everything backwards, and the macho manly idiots would rather take a bullet than admit to having stupid fiddly little things like "feelings."

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    20 May 2024