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5 Times Peter and Stiles Slept Together, and One Time They Didn't by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids) for EverFascinated
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Dec 2020
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They couldn't remember the first time, and the second time hadn't been their choice. The third time was Peter's, the fourth was Stiles', and by the fifth-
Well, the fifth is why the sixth didn't happen.
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Broken Bones and Broken Bonds by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Jun 2020
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Stiles kind of wished that he’d at least tried weed before this.
Or something, you know? Maybe taken up a graffiti hobby, or even just skateboarded in front of City Hall often enough to get a citation.
He wished he’d done something to be deserving of the looks people gave him now, rather than just being the recipient of his dead father’s unused power.
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Guide Him Through the Storm by somanyofthekids
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 May 2020
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Pepper and Tony sat on the floor of Tony’s bedroom, pamphlets scattered around them like some kind of glossy paper orgy. Titles like Empathy and You: A Guide for Guides and You’re a Sentinel! How to Navigate Your New Sensory Input and What Will You Do When YOU Zone? looked up from the carpet.
“I still can’t believe they’re testing you so young, no one gets tested before they’re twenty-one,” said Pepper with a worried frown as she picked up another pamphlet. “Isn’t it supposed to be dangerous if you get tested this early in adolescence?”
Tony shrugged.
“I guess if I develop a brain tumor after today, at least the research will have one more case study.”
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“Ugh. Ughhhh. Ughhhhhhhh.”
Peter raised an eyebrow.
“Everything alright, darling?”
“Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
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- Part 3 of Tumblr Ficlets
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Bodies in the Woods by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Feb 2020
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Peter and Stiles are in the woods, on the lookout for witches. They find a better way to spend their time.
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Ficlets
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Featheruary Prompts 2020 by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Feb 2020
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My new home for ficlets written on tumblr and transplanted here. Probably mostly short things, usually from prompts. Feel free to visit me at twothumbsandnostakeincanon.tumblr.com
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Magnificent Mischief by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
20 Oct 2019
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Steter Bingo 2018 by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Oct 2018
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Bookmarked by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
01 Jul 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
It’s so good. It’s so fucking good. It’s like, good, but good twice. It’s so good.
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In the end, his curiosity to see where this goes, where Peter takes him with rope and hands and camera, wins out. “Okay,” he whispers.
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Bookmarked by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
01 Jan 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
This is that tasty, tasty shit 👌👍👏☝️
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Lock The Empty Cage by Firebull for twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Dec 2019
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Stiles had been passive after the Nogitsune, too many had died because of him so it was better to let others take over, but he wasn't going to let them lock Peter away in Eichen House. No matter what. Even if that meant marrying Peter.
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Bookmarked by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
22 Dec 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
Stiles keeps Peter out of Eichen house yusssssss
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The Strange Case of the Haunted Vagina by Twisted_Mind for twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids), SushiOwl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
19 Jul 2019
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Time to Google. Google will know how to fix a possessed pussy. Probably.
She digs around for a bit, and she manages to find a web page for a supernatural whatever-you-need with references to “solving” hauntings and cursed items, and, well—her snatch isn’t exactly an “item”, as such, but this seems close enough.
She calls the number, thinking she’ll just leave a message, and is surprised to hear, “Peter Hale, Beta Solutions, what can I help you with?”
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- Part 1 of thick
Bookmarked by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
22 Jul 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
A haunted pussy?? F/F Daddy kink????? Puns about packing?????????? Listen, I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure this fic has a bad case of Being Perfect.
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Starving Faithful by Twisted_Mind for twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Jun 2019
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“What do you know about heats?”
“They’re the curse of Ava, punishment for Original Sin, inflicted on the unworthy. Most give in to their wicked urges, and tempt good alphas and betas into sin with them, but some—like Saint Celeste—retreat to suffer alone, and spare their brethren from temptation,” she recites, her shoulders curling inwards at the implications.
“So, nothing. Christ.”
Bookmarked by twothumbsandnostakeincanon (somanyofthekids)
29 Jun 2019
Bookmarker's Notes
A BLASPHEMOUS BLAST