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He's Hungry (But Not For Dinner) by softpiques for 1ss1
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Nov 2022
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“My apologies sirs, but there have been some delays in the kitchen today so your food may take longer than usual.”
The waitress walks across the table to fill their glasses with water, a regretful expression painted on her face.
“No worries,” Childe assures. “We're not in a rush, are we?”
Zhongli nods from the seat beside him in agreement. “Take your time.”
The waitress gives another curt nod before closing the door to their private room, leaving the two alone. And Childe immediately chooses to be a whore.
Childe does a little trolling at the dinner table (gone sexual).
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“Hard at work today, I see,” he says, thrumming his fingers against the desk. “What paperwork are you being forced to plough through this time?”
…No response.
If it was anyone else, Childe would have taken the act of ignoring him as an invitation for battle. But Childe knows, he knows it's all a part of Capitano’s role. A scene that caters to both Capitano’s desire for power and Childe's need to be used. Used as a weapon… used as a toy… anything. Anything to give him a purpose.
And so Childe sets himself a mission: get Capitano’s attention.
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putting the "cock" in cock-a-doodle-doo by softpiques
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jul 2022
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“See?” Childe says, leaning back on the sofa. “Zhongli says I'm straight.”
“Doesn't count, Zhongli would say anything to make you feel better.”
“Yeah,” Venti cuts in, “If you really were straight, you wouldn't mind kissing your homies goodnight.”
“Kissing my homies–? What the fuck are you even talking about?”
Childe tips his head back against the sofa, the mixture of alcohol and stupidity in the air doing wonders to his spinning head.
This is stupid. This is very stupid. Childe is not gay, and he is most definitely not going to play gay chicken just to prove it.…
But if he had to…
Childe downs another shot of firewater before pointing a finger at the man behind the kitchen counter.
“Zhongli, get your ass over here. We're playing.”
A totally straight Childe gets a birthday present from his totally straight friend. Said present is cock (it's no homo tho because it's all just part of a game, duh). -
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“Um– It’s a little embarrassing, actually.” (Correction: it's mortifying.) “But I was wondering if you could tell me more…? You see, I'm having some trouble with getting to sleep and I think it could… help me. Yeah. And you– youhaveanicevoice.”
Childe mumbles the last part and wants to bash his head into a wall because did he just ask Zhongli to tell him a fucking bedtime story?
“...I have a nice voice?” Zhongli repeats, and if Childe wasn't so busy planning ways to fake his own death, he would've heard the slight smile in his voice. “Why thank you, Childe. And it's not embarrassing at all, I'd love to help you get to sleep. Although I'm a little offended at the implication that my stories make you sleepy… Is my voice boring to you?”
Boring? No. Hot? Yes.
“Hah! Not at all. Don't worry about it. Just– Just start where you left off, yeah?”
Childe has a voice kink. Yeah.Series
- Part 1 of zhongchi modern au shenanigans
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Tartaglia's Questionable Work Ethic by softpiques
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Apr 2022
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“We should do this more often then.”
“Yes, preferably after you finish your paperwork.”
Childe groans miserably.
“Please, xiansheng… zolotse, my love, the light of my life… please suck my dick.”
He presses its tip against Zhongli’s swollen lips, already red from being stretched around its girth for so long, and he sighs in defeat.
“...Alright. Just this once, since you asked so nicely.”
Yes! And who said Childe was bad at negotiating?
Oh no, Childe needs to do paperwork! What could possibly motivate him to get it done?
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Stay for the Night, I'll Sell You a Dream by FaeWingsAndFoxTails
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Feb 2022
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Zhongli is pent up and looking for company, and he stumbles across Ajax's content on a live cam site.
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why does my baba call my teacher baobei? by jjkbrainrot
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Nov 2022
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Childe takes his little student’s hand in his and leads her to the cubbies so that she can pack up her things, “It’s time to go, sweetheart. Granny Ping will be waiting for you. Don’t you want to go home?”
Childe is expecting to see Granny Ping arriving soon, but she's nowhere in sight. She really hadn’t ever been late. Frowning, Childe looks down at Guili, who is looking up at him with equal confusion in her bright eyes. She is usually the first one to be picked up during dispersal.
“Guili… over here!” a gentle velvety voice rings through the huddle of parents greeting their children.
Guili perks up at the sound, screaming “dada” and drags Childe towards the most ethereal man he’s ever laid his eyes on.
Letting go of his hand, Guili immediately jumps up at the beautiful man who takes her in his arms and places a gentle kiss on her nose. Guili giggles and puts her arms around the man’s neck.
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I Would Die Each Day for You by resonant_heart
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Nov 2021
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Zhongli, a disenchanted man languishing away as an antique store employee meets the love of his life: Childe, a bright-eyed student with strong convictions and a passionate heart that inspires the older man to give living another try.
Then the worst happens, and he is left alone to deal with the grief of losing the one that made his life worthwhile.
That is…until a mysterious man from another universe presents him with an artifact with the ability to manipulate time: a Vision.
“How will I know when the time is right?”
“You won’t. But isn’t it worth it? Isn’t he worth it?”
Zhongli sees just how far he is willing to go to save his happiness. Even if he must die trying.
Again, and again, and again.
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A time-traveling story of first love, promised futures, and unyielding dedication.🔶💧 (not explicit)
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16 Nov 2022
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They knew it was coming. It was a reality they couldn't change. Having made peace with that reality, they didn't resent it, nor did they question it.
One day, Childe will pass on, while Zhongli stands ever waiting.
(Or, Zhongli and Childe mourn their lost time before it even passes.)
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12 Nov 2022
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I am Ajax of Morepesok. I will endure this. For my family, Ajax thinks, trying to force himself not to forget. He knows there were more words he needed to remember, but they are beyond him now, lost to the ever-growing fog inside his mind
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A mission gone wrong leaves Childe imprisoned in Fontaine. Stripped of his vision and delusion he starts to slowly deteriorate. What the Traveler finds months later in the depths of the grand prison of Fontaine is barely a person, a husk of a man that stares at them with empty eyes devoid of any recognition. Zhongli is there to pick up the pieces.
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11 Nov 2022