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Megatron is stuck in exile, alone with his anger issues and a bunch of violent, militaristic thugs he’s supposed to lead now.
No one is happy about this.
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Owls and Bats and how to tell them apart: a guide by Edward Nygma by smol_birb_boy
Fandoms: Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths, Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2023
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Edward Nygma wakes up in a ditch in the wrong Gotham.
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The Bat meets someone who mistakes him for an Owl.
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face of my lover (your lover on mine) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2024
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Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.
“If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”
“A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”
Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.
“Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.Bookmarked by smol_birb_boy
20 Dec 2024
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"The echoes of Megatron’s laughter still play back in his processor, again and again, mental feedback distorting the sound until it is nothing but a dull screech. What is he supposed to do, at this point? After he has wasted— millions of years, all on a pipe dream? A sunk cost? Perhaps THE sunk cost, the largest and grandest in Cybertronian history?"
This is a complete S3 rewrite with ENORMOUS canon divergence starting from the season 2 finale of Transformers: Prime, focusing on Soundwave's slow disillusionment with the Decepticon cause. Starscream Knockout are also featured heavily, though the narrative is solely written from Soundwave's perspective. The first few chapters, following the catalyst of change, will take the reader through previous seasons' events in a "missing scenes" style narrative.
I've just started using my tumblr for posting about updates and might do some "behind the scenes" posts / other asymptote content/ write some jokes there... if you're interested feel free to follow at:
https://www.tumblr.com/sprkysheep414
Fic playlist at:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/72diJ684Lc03CwM5qlzWxI?si=VtkSCexsR3SJBDBN4evwrABookmarked by smol_birb_boy
18 Dec 2024
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"Thrusters: cut. Wings: down. Starscream invented, deeply, and engaged each individual biomechanical component within his gauntlets, metal clacking against metal softly, straining to hold himself upright. The precision of the act was just as important as remaining upright. The right timing, the right movement.
He counted. The silent click-click within his frame was not not dissimilar to a clock, ticking away the time he had left.
Starscream collapsed, in a heap, and took in air. Continuing was a necessity. It was more than an exercise in the physical. It was a mental exercise, in maintaining the proper perspective. Starscream would never be helpless, never again, not even as a prisoner."This is my S2 rewrite, which will be a Decepticon-centric (with STSC as the protagonist) take on some of the earlier plot threads in the season, branching off to have it's own unique plotline and antagonist in the end. Starting directly from the season 1 finale, and going over *why* the Decepticons supposedly ran off and betrayed the Autobots
Fic playlist tumblr links:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4xhajmBVaH2378j67vkyyA?si=wW0aJjDJTlminv1leQQoWA
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/radius-of-actionBookmarked by smol_birb_boy
15 Dec 2024
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Mr. Zhongli Is Very Strange by oh_fudgecakes for fluffysocks
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Nov 2023
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"Mr. Zhongli," Chef Mao says suddenly, "is a little strange, don't you think?"
Surprised by the sudden and completely unsolicited comment, Xiangling looks up from her wok, tracing her father's eye to said Mr. Zhongli, leaning over an antique vase at one of the roadside stores. In her time at Wanmin Restaurant, however, she has certainly seen her fair share of strange customers, so after a moment, she just turns back to her frying, flipping the xianbing in the wok over one by one.
"Why do you say that?" she asks, reaching across the counter for the cooking oil.
"Dearest daughter," Chef Mao says then, "he is lecturing the seller on the origins of his own vase."
Liyue Harbor is hive full of incorrigible gossips. Xiangling navigates the rumor mill, goes ingredient hunting with Zhongli, and in the process, finds out that Zhongli is very, very bad at pretending to be human.
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06 Dec 2024
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An Alternative Contract (read: blackmail) by Equinurmae
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
17 Apr 2024
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Two months after the Osial incident, Childe is back in Liyue Harbour, and diplomatic immunity is the only reason he isn't behind bars. Apparently, Keqing is the only one who sees this for the absolutely terrible idea it is, so she takes it into her own hands to... encourage Childe's good behaviour. By blackmailing him. With his feelings for Zhongli.
No, she's not proud of it either. The Yuheng isn't the only one adept at blackmail, though, and when Childe pressures her with photographs of the Rex Lapis shrine in her closet, the two find themselves in the pettiest of stalemates.
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05 Dec 2024