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we have to stop meeting like this by all_hail_the_witcher, JaskiersWolf, king_finn, smai
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Aug 2021
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Nevermind that, he could still make it on time. He sprinted back down the hall to his room. Now where the fuck had Bastard put his damn pants? They weren’t in the vomit he had barely cleaned up, or on the bed, or the floor, or next to the closet or-
“Holy fuck!” Lambert flattened himself against his closet and tried to grip his wallet as menacingly as possible because what the fuck?!
“Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.”
Lambert loosened his grip slightly on his wallet, although he still had half a mind to throw it at the man. Not only was he standing in his damn apartment, the intruder was holding Lambert’s fucking pants.
He spluttered incoherently before responding. Where the fuck was Bastard when he needed her! She was the world’s worst guard cat.
“Maybe we would, if you would stop breaking into my fucking apartment!”
or: aiden is a real life cat burglar, lambert is tired, and his actual cat is a nuisance
written as a collaboration for the witcher bog july fic train event
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10 Oct 2024
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Hermione is caught out after curfew. Her punishment turns her world upside down.
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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
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01 Aug 2024
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She could try to assemble these bits of knowledge into a father, but she would fail. It is like building a man out of spare parts: a lock of hair here, a patch of skin there. You can make a serviceable figure. It can walk around and sit and speak with you. But when you try to put its heart in, all you can find is a brick wall.
She went to England to see her father while he lived, in case the rebels killed him. She left thinking, I have seen all I will see of him, even if he lives another fifty years.
[28 July 1540. Five people who got on with their day, and one who didn’t.]
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13 Oct 2023
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ex nihilo nihil fit by rhllors for dr_zook
Fandoms: Wolf Hall Series - Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall (TV)
20 Dec 2014
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Your father has many sons.
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