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To Possess a Prince by slumberjack
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
14 Jan 2023
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Xie Lian sobs out.
Instead of answering his general’s filthy words, he rocks his curvy hips instead. He knows this behaviour is unbecoming of a prince.
How can the ruler of a nation be so weak to pleasure? He just can’t seem to help it.
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In which Prince Xie Lian’s hand in marriage is promised to the mercenary warrior, Hua Cheng. When Hua Cheng wins his latest battle, he is impatient to collect his prize—even if it’s ahead of the royal matrimony.
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Wo de Gege - My Brother by slumberjack
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Aug 2022
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“You need to get a grip on your brother complex,” Feng Xin says as he jabs his paper straw more forcefully than necessary into the boba tea cup.
Xie Lian’s cheeks redden as he is about to protest.
Before he can say anything, Mu Qing harrumphs in annoyance.
“Xie Lian, it’s normal for your brother to have friends.”
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While Xie Lian has always gotten along with his cute and charming didi…in the year that San Lang has been away, it seems like quite a few things have changed. Namely, the strange feelings in Xie Lian’s heart when he realizes that his San Lang has grown up and become /hot/.
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Nebulae and Nemesis by slumberjack
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
23 Jun 2022
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Xie Lian is the fearless captain of the Ruoye, a first class military airship of the General's Heavenly Fleet. He is sent on a mission to capture Hua Cheng, the most dangerous pirate in the known universe.
Unfortunately, Xie Lian winds up as Hua Cheng's captive aboard his massive vessel, and he will have to resort to any means necessary to bring the ruthless criminal to justice.
However, despite Xie Lian's hatred of pirates, secrets he discovers during this mission make him question everything he thought he ever knew about his past and Hua Cheng's true identity.
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Something that wasn't There Before by slumberjack
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
09 Jun 2022
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Gege had only meant to take the childbearing pill as a birthday present for San Lang because they had both been thinking of having children for quite some time now.
What he had not expected was for it to give him a pussy.
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In which Hua Cheng receives an unexpected birthday gift from his beloved gege. Of course San Lang shows his appreciation.
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Love Sex Therapy (not necessarily in that order) by slumberjack
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
30 May 2022
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“Okay, let’s begin, gege,” Hua Cheng said. “I’d like you to describe for me what it felt like the last time you were really turned on.”
Xie Lian immediately felt his cheeks grow hot and his palms become sweaty again. “I—I don’t remember.”
Hua Cheng only stared at him. His gaze seemed to say he could see right through him.
“Is that really true, gege?”
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In which Xie Lian is a pent up, thirty-something year old virgin and he goes to sex therapist Hua Cheng’s clinic for a little help finding...release.