7 Works by sleepyhaven

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    (Sans/Reader)

    "Do you think even the worst person can change? That everyone can be a good person, if they just try?" he asks, facing your eyes.

    "No. Definitely not," you reply, crossing your arms. "There's just something that's disrespectful to the one who's suffered from that person's actions – like that victim's suffering isn't worth a damn." You gesture at your dress, then smile. "And that's ironic, isn't it? A nun who doesn't believe in redemption or forgiveness?"

    He laughs; a hand is offered to you when he takes a step closer. "Frankly, it ain't the strangest thing I've seen."

    • • •

    A nun and a judge meet and discuss the greys of life.

    One of them in particular is why Frisk had to die so many times throughout their journey for monsters to finally see them as a friend.

    You're their mother above all else, so why the hell does he think you should forget all the harm his kind has done to your child?

    (Half of this story will be in Second Person [Your POV] and half in Third Person [His POV].)

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    English
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    4,885
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    46
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    15
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    A found family, a cold case, and a child's custody.

    A shotgun wedding, a detention center, and the skeleton you married becoming your lawyer.

    You've checkmarked all six as things you would've never expected to be involved with, and with how it goes, you're certain you'll have a seventh one to add to your list.

    It's perplexing to remember it all began with you missing your stop after falling asleep during your train ride home.

    And as more days pass, you can't decide whether that's a good thing or not.

    (Updates monthly on Mondays.)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,397
    Chapters:
    6/55
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,229
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    A stand-up comedian with a bad temper and low motivation ends up falling for Frisk's homeroom teacher, her irritatingly soft voice, and her smug attitude.

    Who would've known?

    There's probably a lame old joke hidden in there somewhere, but he doesn't give a damn about that right now, so maybe come back later, and he'll think of something.

    (Mostly told from his perspective, but there will be chapters featuring Second Person POV.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,083
    Chapters:
    7/20
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,339
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    With his new life hitting harder each day, Sans begins to take less care of himself, and those around him start to notice – Frisk, the first of them all.

    Although, not wanting to go easy on him with how overwhelmingly lax and loafy he'd been with the whole 'protecting them through the Underground' promise, they wrangle him into a series of strange scenarios he would've never imagined himself partaking in, these sufficiently complex to both occupy his mind and push him into trying new things.

    The first one involves Frisk setting him up with their mother in a way he really should've seen coming, but unfortunately didn't – much to his ever-growing dismay.

    One date leads to another, and next thing he knows, he's kissing her in the janitor's closet at the basketball court he works for.

    Yeah, life's funny like that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,189
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,410
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    Shortly after you close up the library and make way to your office, the door slams open, the bell chimes clang with the force of the impact, and in arrives a rugged, baleful monster carrying a careless attitude and an offer far too tempting to not have strings attached to it.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,557
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    493
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    A nun for a grandmother, a priest for a father, a preacher for a mother, homeschooled until your teens, and sent to a religious college for your degree, it's no wonder you can't process what's happening before you.

    There's beauty in being protected from the harshness of the world, but doing so to the point where you've become the most bland and prude woman out of your friend group is something else entirely.

    Yeah, you learned what Halloween was by your first year in college, but seeing a monster in any context beyond horror has its consequences now. You never understood the appeal of supernatural romances. And you never understood the appeal of this 'Skellington' guy your friends raved about on Halloween — Christmas, too.

    So when a gang of monsters looking straight out of a 90s cartoon shows up in your office, adapting obliges.

    There's one you compare to that 'Skellington' guy, whose name you'd rather not mention much as you begin to have somewhat… indecent dreams of, few months into knowing him.

    Until fate kicks your ass and brings you to a circumstance where you end up having to let him stay at your home, and where you wake him one night by saying his name during your sleep.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,130
    Chapters:
    14/35
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    200
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4,177
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    Assigned to decide the fate of monsters and their gradual integration to Surface society, it's a challenge not to be biased when the reasons for judgement are reliant on what harm they've caused to humans, one of them being your biological child and – coincidentally – the more-than-merciful savior of their race.

    Add in nosy neighbors trying to figure out what's going on, fluttering feelings for one of Frisk's future guardians, and the glowering government breathing down your neck as you're suspected to be too soft and lenient with your judgement, and you couldn't have asked for a more dramatic turn to a mundane life.

    Oh, and those fluttering feelings?

    They're promptly shut down and buried away as the same man you're crushing on wants you gone, against the idea of having you work in the first human-monster school established by the former Queen of Monsters.

    His reason for wanting you gone?

    You're, uh… still figuring that one out, unfortunately.

    But it's only a matter of time until you find out in the most awful way possible.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,782
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    728

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