lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
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After Dani and Jamie are cast (against Jamie’s wishes) as the two leads in the Richmond Ballet's first ever gay ballet, their chemistry grows painfully obvious against the backdrop of Dani’s relationship with a man who doesn’t love him and Jamie's struggles with finding purpose outside of his father's shadow.
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The Science of Renunciation by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
31 Aug 2022
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The mermaid waved her tailfin in the air, a delicate flag. She emitted another clicking noise.
“Well, Bard,” said Thranduil. She put one foot in front of the other, floating in a slow circle around the mermaid. “I know those teeth were made to gnaw flesh and fishbone, not honeyberries. In fact, I doubt you could even enjoy the taste of fruit. So why have you come every week at nightfall to steal away with more and more berries each time?”
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the storm we were born to ignore by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 Jul 2022
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Dani lands on his back, Jamie’s mudsoaked legs tangled with his. Jamie props himself up with his hands on either side of Dani’s head. Both their breaths come in short and fast, the oxygen in their lungs sharpened by the chase. A bit of Jamie’s hair flops over his forehead and tickles Dani’s nose. His gaze darts between Dani’s eyes, his nose, mouth, face.
Dani reaches up to wipe a hank of his own drenched hair from his eyes so he can see Jamie more clearly. It’s then he realises that Jamie’s eyes aren’t actually green.
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Or, "Ted Lasso Season 2 and Beyond According to a TwoAces Truther." Jamie and Dani fall in love in many places at once.
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kingdom lights shined just for me and you by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Rapunzel (Fairy Tale)
10 May 2022
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fluff: “can i play with your hair?”
Rapunzel’s destined to marry a prince, but she can’t help wishing the gardener's son, Bard, would ask her to let down her hair.
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- Part 8 of would you have me? would you want me?
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Semiology of Weather Rituals by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
Fandoms: Community (TV)
27 Apr 2022
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After he predicts Pierce Hawthorne's death, Abed attends his funeral with the purpose of chasing down a late payment.
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Together, they turned to peer down at the reddish-gold streak of sun disappearing below the water. Abed had moved even closer than he’d noticed himself doing, and their shoulders brushed. Their hands crowded the edge of the car’s railing. When their fingers touched, Abed thought he could see every shade of blue the sky had to offer.
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would you have me? would you want me? by BiSquared, lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
Fandom: Rapunzel (Fairy Tale), The Hobbit - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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A collection of 150 reader-insert prompts with Thranduil and Bard the Bowman, updated every week.
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under a swift sunrise (modern middle earth fics inspired by taylor swift albums) by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago), sleepy_santiago
Fandom: evermore - Taylor Swift (Album), Fearless - Taylor Swift, folklore - Taylor Swift (Album), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
17 Jan 2022
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tolkien’s characters and their relationships reimagined in modern settings with storylines inspired by taylor swift albums. there is no need to be familiar with the albums or to even like taylor swift to read these, although you’d get the references if you listened to the albums!
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- 50,840
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- 4
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Ecology of the Enchanted Forest by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago), sleepy_santiago
Fandom: Community (TV)
12 Jan 2021
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Haunting as Romantic Praxis by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago), sleepy_santiago
Fandom: Community (TV)
17 May 2021
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keep your brittle heart warm (evermore and folklore bagginshield) by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago), sleepy_santiago
Fandom: evermore - Taylor Swift (Album), folklore - Taylor Swift (Album), The Hobbit - All Media Types
13 Aug 2021
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harmony hall (and how to get there) by connorswhisk for starryeyedknight
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Feb 2022
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Years down the line, and Jamie Tartt's...old. Like Roy, but somehow sadder. His last serious relationship went down the drain, he keeps getting benched in all his games, his club's on the brink of relegation, and - worst of all - his hairline won't stop receding. Life is...well, it's not shit, but it's not great either.
A bunch of the lads coming back to the UK for a little Richmond reunion (and to help execute a certain master plan of Isaac's) may be exactly what Jamie needs right now. If one of those lads is Dani Rojas, and he's flying in from Mexico, and Jamie was half in love with him the last time they really saw each other...
Well. That doesn't fucking matter, does it?
Bookmarked by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
03 Jul 2022
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Jamie gets hurt during an away match, and it takes a bit of persistence to remind him how much he’s loved by his team—particularly, Dani Rojas.
Bookmarked by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
09 May 2022
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Roy doesn’t know what he’s getting into when he agrees to help cover Richmond in various holiday decorations, and he certainly doesn’t have a clue what to do about the fact that Jamie Tartt is being so enthusiastic about helping to hit every holiday tradition perfectly for the sole purpose of wowing Dani.
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Bookmarked by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
07 May 2022
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i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right by narcissablaxk
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
03 Nov 2021
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“Why are you Googling gay footballers?” Jan Maas asked, startling Jamie so bad he fumbled his phone and let it clatter to the floor. “There is just one.”
“Thank you, Jan Maas,” he said loudly.
Bookmarked by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
01 May 2022
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“Lookin’ a little frazzled there, muchacho.”
“Please do not make fun, Jamie Tartt,” Dani says, wincing as he presses his fingertips down into the skin of his calf. “Everything hurts.”
“I’m not makin’ fun.” Jamie sits next to him - his shoes look perfectly comfortable. Dani shoots them an envious glance. “You should fix your hair before the reception, though.”
Dani closes his eyes. “I cannot focus on that right now.”
“I could do it for you,” Jamie says, completely casually, and -
or, 4 times jamie touches dani's hair
Bookmarked by lonelyheartsmotel (sleepy_santiago)
26 Apr 2022