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"I know it gets confusing for you sometimes, old man, but I'm not actually a vehicle," she'd told him mentally, looking up and pressing her lips into a thin line. "Don't need my oil checked, or for someone to take me for a ride, or for someone to polish my fucking bumpers."
"Now there's a metaphor," he'd smirked, winking down his aviators at her. "A shame, V."
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Gale and Elayne are trapped after a cave-in, waiting for the other members of their party to return and free them - unfortunately for the bard, they don't return in time to stop her from making a humiliating mistake.
Although, in her defence, Elayne really did think she was dreaming.