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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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- 3/3
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24 Nov 2024
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The Weasley twins are not the only ones with pranks up their sleeves. How will they fare against bored Slytherins?
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- Part 1 of Slytherin Games
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29 Sep 2024
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A throwaway comment about his dificulties with spellcasting new spells sets Harry in the path of alchemical perfection, aka Harry Potter discovers magical ritalin. Started off with a plot bunny inspired by the potion brewing exploits in The Elder Scrolls series resulting in ridiculously powerful potions. Starts during GoF, after Harry is chosen but well before the first task.
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29 Sep 2024
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Yami Yugi withdrew Yugi’s present from the bag. He was right: it was a card game. But it wasn’t Duel Monsters.
“Ah yes,” Yami Bakura said, “From the ancient Kingdom of Castile.”
It was Uno.
(Yugi has a party. There's also Monopoly.)
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- English
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- 4,336
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- 1/1
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06 Sep 2024
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An exploration of what a strict, unapproachable, safety-conscious potions teacher MIGHT have been like.
Featuring homework feedback, discussions between teachers, and a growing awareness that Potter is not quite what Severus was expecting...
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- Part 1 of Severus Snape and the House of Slytherin
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,191
- Chapters:
- 22/22
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- 33
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- 903
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20 May 2024
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A Convenient Impracticality by firethesound for Isinuyasha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2015
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Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?
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- English
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- 38,540
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- 1/1
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- 888
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07 May 2024
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This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it's not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything seem dull in comparison, and Harry... Harry couldn't just leave well enough alone.
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- English
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- 103,395
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- 17/17
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04 May 2024
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A series of cliches conspire to get the Doctor and Donna that little bit closer.
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19 Apr 2024
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parenthood and other terrifying challenges by Mixelation
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
25 Dec 2024
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“Are you some kind of loser ninja?” Naruto asked. “You’re crying.”
Minato laughed. He was crying. How embarrassing. This was a really bad first impression.
OR: Minato time travels. Naruto is six. Minato has a series of "Realistically, who is going to stop me?" moments. You know how it is.
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- English
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- 59,058
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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- 2
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- 357
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14 Apr 2024
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Ed and Al have no idea what they're getting into when they let Major Hawkeye recruit them one last time.
[Major spoilers for Brotherhood.]
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- 4,568
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- 1/1
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27 Mar 2024
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"The Bastard is not in love with me, and I can prove it. With science!"
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- Part 2 of Game On
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- English
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- 16,209
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- 1/1
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24 Mar 2024
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Sacrificing a prince to the Northern witch is not the best way to warm up the land.
Or, the one where Yugi is a very creepy captor.
Beautifully illustrated by ectology! (and tunafax, and many wonderful tumblr artists!)
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- English
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- 64,155
- Chapters:
- 37/55
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16 Mar 2024
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await red to become anthracite by zigur_zig_ah
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
31 Oct 2021
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Yuugi, security guard un-extraordinaire, leads a particularly mundane life. He sits in front of a monitor for eight hours a cycle, pretends to concern himself with the safety of five-hundred and thirty-nine Roman coins of no value whatsoever, and occasionally, when work is especially slow, occupies the unenviable position of Duel Monsters champion of the known universe.
But something stalks the perpetual darkness of Proxima-b. A horror from beyond the grave, loosed in a moment of carelessness, has set its hollow, empty sights on Yuugi - and Yuugi, try as he might, can't seem to stay away from it.
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04 Aug 2023
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the overwhelming lethargy of any healthy adult by suitablyskippy
Fandoms: Gintama, Naruto
17 Jan 2015
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“In my world,” says Gintoki, surveying the stars of this alien sky, “a pervert may buy a ninja costume from the shuttle port’s cosplay shop for only the price of a cheap nurse’s dress and stockings, or perhaps a slightly higher quality set of cat-girl accessories. You call yourself a ninja, but is it possible you’re no more than a pervert with money to burn?”
“Guaranteed,” says Kakashi. “But I’m also a ninja.”
(Well, it's still a Jump manga, so what's the difference, really? This isn't even the strangest thing to have happened to Gintoki today.)
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16 Jul 2023
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Voldemort was dead.
The war was won.
All was well.Then our hero woke up and it was the morning of his eleventh birthday.
Oh, did I say hero? I meant Severus Snape. Severus Snape woke up and it was the morning of his eleventh birthday.
This had not been the plan.
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- English
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- 63,981
- Chapters:
- 18/?
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02 Jun 2023
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“It’s 1976,” Petunia breathed as she brushed a finger at the date on the Woman’s Own magazine. "It’s 1976, a good 15 years before I was even conceived. I’m in the London Hospital, an ocean away from where I was born. And my soul is in the body of a woman named Petunia Evans. Does that mean Petunia’s soul is in my body? Or is she dormant, sleeping, inside this one?" A shiver of terror ran through her. "Or is she dead?"
Petunia Evans was her name now. And she had a sister that needed saving, and a future nephew that needed spoiling. Hopefully she could create a timeline which consisted of both?
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- English
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- 60,612
- Chapters:
- 19/?
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- 10
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29 May 2023
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Seto Kaiba brings back more from the afterlife than initially planned. He proceeds to deal with absolutely none of it.
This story contains a lot of arguing.
Or: Five Stages of Grief: Denial, Anger, Punching a Hole in the Fabric of Reality, Depression, and Card Game Tournament
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01 May 2023
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The Safety of Broom Closets by Ducky_Mouse for VirtualRose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2024
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Tasked with watching out for Ginny after her hellish first year, Fred and George find themselves walking an awkward tightrope. Keeping an eye on her means finding excuses to be outside her classes and dodging increasingly accurate bat-bogey hexes. Not only that, but a stupid joke that fell flat has caught the ire of one Hermione Granger, who would now like nothing more than to remove Fred’s head from his shoulders. To top it all off, the safety of broom cupboards all over the castle has been compromised by the bushy goody-two-shoes using them for Merlin knows what. This was not how Fred expected their OWLs year to pan out.
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09 Mar 2023
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Adapted from a Tumblr prompt: instead of one adult, postwar character waking up at age eleven with full knowledge of what's to come and a determination to make it go better this time around, what if several of them did?
Or: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Neville, Luna, Fred, and George each find themselves children again, fully aware of what's to come and plotting like mad to make it not happen--and each completely unaware that their classmates have found themselves in the same situation and are planning much the same thing.
One person armed with foreknowledge can deftly reweave the timestream. Several people armed with foreknowledge are more likely to tangle it into spaghetti. And it doesn't help that maybe not everyone wants the same happy ending.
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07 Feb 2023
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Bill Weasley is looking to get some work experience the summer after Hogwarts. Well, he knows about one curse that would look very good on his CV.
Hogwarts gets a consistent defence professor. Eventually.
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- English
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- 3,163
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- 1/1
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09 Jan 2023