shuantics
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That must have been where it started, Jihoon thought - the only rational explanation for his visceral, natural reaction of anger that manifested in Jihoon’s psyche as a need to destroy Joshua on every conceivable level - by making their first interaction be knocking their fists together to say hello. After all, it only went downhill from there.
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Of all the times that Jihoon thought he’d experience his sexual awakening, during the apocalypse wasn’t exactly a time that was factored in.
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Joshua hummed and playfully rolled his eyes, though he felt the stomach-gripping sensation that he had lost whatever game Jihoon had begun to play with him. It was a daring feeling, a fire lit in his gut. He didn’t want it extinguished. He wanted to feed it. He wanted to best Jihoon like no one else did.
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Joshua hadn't had a hair-cut in months. His hair, naturally a deep brown, curled down his neck, sat on his head in thick, soft waves. He flicked it out of his eyes when he cooked; he ran his fingers through the unfamiliar length more often than usual; he pushed his sunglasses up to catch it and pin it back in an infuriating model-esque ease. Jihoon simply couldn't live like this anymore. Joshua was going to kill him if he wasn't apprehended.
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Joshua was on the bathroom floor. That was the first surprise. The second was that he was very clearly stoned out of his mind, if the potent scent of weed wasn’t indicator enough. The third was that, with blotchy skin and red wet eyes, it was obvious he was distressed, but also that he was laughing, somewhat uncontrollably (that was the most confusing). The fourth surprise was the undeniable, horrible smell of vomit.
Jihoon's night took an unexpected turn into caring for a very cute boy while he cried about a bathtub.
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somethin' bout, somethin' bout, somethin' bout you by shuantics
Fandom: SEVENTEEN (Band)
29 Aug 2017
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a series of seventeen one-shots based off of the songs on ariana grande's 'dangerous woman' album
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Johnny doesn’t know when his life turned into him standing in the kitchen at five pm on a Thursday, mopping protein powder off the counter and trying hard not to think about his roommate’s ass in striped slacks, but such is his reality now.
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[*guitar riff* ~there is only one tent, what am I and my best bro to do~]
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11 Jan 2023
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- au: college/camping
- ship: johnjae
- length: one shot, 16.7k
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Ah. Alright. Jaehyun understands now. These “Paranormal Society” clowns get a free vacation every week of the year where they hunt for an obviously fake monster, and even in the unlikely event that wendigos do turn out to be real - which they aren’t - they’d actually kill them, thereby vindicating all members of the Society of all accountability. Incredible. Taeyong could quite possibly be running the most ingenious scam of all time. Jaehyun almost finds it genuinely impressive.
But Jaehyun looks up into Taeyong’s honey-brown eyes and oh god, he genuinely believes this doesn’t he, he actually thinks that there’s cannibalistic monsters who lives next to the lake and eats people for breakfast.
“I’d love if you’d come with,” Taeyong says, looking up.
Jaehyun instructs his fluttering heart to shut the fuck up and die.
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29 Aug 2019
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— au: university
— ship: jaeyong, side luwoo
— length: one shot, 50k
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“God its dick is huge,” Yuta gasped, no longer trying to hide the fact that he was staring. “That’s gonna tear you apart Taeil!”
“His name is John Suh.” Taeil could practically hear Taeyong bristling. “And he’s for cuddling! Stop staring.”
Taeil’s solution for his sleep troubles comes in the form of sexbot JNS0209. All they were supposed to do was cuddle.
He never imagined he would fall in love.
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Bookmarked by shuantics
05 Jun 2019
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— au: android
— ship: johnil
— length: chapter, 59.6k
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“Do you have a name?” He inquires, crossing his arms on his chest.
The Doctor laughs softly. “I do, it’s Johnny. Do you?”
He frowns, taken aback. “Of course I don’t.”
The Doctor, Johnny, kneels before him, cupping his face with both hands, starting the examination. He squints his eyes, as if trying to read something scribbled with poor writing on his patient’s face.
“Mhmm,” Johnny hums. “Unit KN010196I,” he reads the invisible words aloud. “I think I’m gonna call you Kun.”
And then Johnny snaps his patient’s neck.
Bookmarked by shuantics
05 Jun 2019
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— au: android
— ship: johnkun, xiaodery, dota
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All throughout high school, Seokmin had thought so highly of Jaehyun, when in reality, Jaehyun was just always high.
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Bookmarked by shuantics
16 Aug 2019
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— au: university
— ship: seokjae
— length: one shot, 10.3k