shroomcritic
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- Dream SMP (3)
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dream"s a bitch, but now he"s a pretentious one, enjoy! (he has trauma and guilt) by shroomcritic
Fandoms: Dream SMP
17 Aug 2022
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After trying to revive one alive Technoblade and having shit hit the fan, Dream isn"t dead; he can"t tell if that"s better or worse. (He can, it"s worse). Now faced with the prospect of going back to school in an alternate world despite being a drop-out, Dream proceeds to have several near anxiety attacks as he navigates his new circumstances. And a new campus with more staircases than one school could ever possibly need. And Tommy. Why the fuck is Tommy here.
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Dream has realized three things. One, he"s kind of a "massive dickhead," (as a certain teenage blond victim of his would put it). Two, between torture in Pandora"s Prison and rooming with Technoblade in Pandora"s Prison, he"d rather go with trying to seduce Quackity and just accept an early death. Three: there is no god, or if there is a god, the god must hate his guts enough to transport him to an alternate universe against his will. For a kidnapping, there is a lot of glitter involved.
In other words, I decide to combine all of my interests: isekai manhwas, the DSMP, and Dream + Techno into one fic due to a bout of depression/grieving soup and then post it on Ao3. May this fic get lost in the cosmos.
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will time seal that wanderlust of yours? by shroomcritic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 May 2021
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“... techno.”
“techno,” dream repeats quietly. techno?
“my name- it’s techno,” the other clarifies carefully, his words slow and cautious. “yours?”
dream weighs out his options here, because as a wanderer, giving out a name is important. it’s a piece of you, one that permanently stays with the receiver. your name is a promise that your presence will linger with the other. to tell someone he’s dream, is to brush lips with fate and purposefully bend the paths she has laid out for you. going back, reversing, retracing steps, looking back onto an old memory and knowingly chasing it. to give a name is to be bound, and to be bound is a liability in the life he lives. does he-
“i’m...”
does he want to give his name to a stranger with carmine eyes?
“...clay. my name is clay.”
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mantiqueira by shroomcritic for n_owsy
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Apr 2021
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It is a well-known tradition that the Antarctic Empire holds a ball every year when one of the members of the royal family has a birthday.
Tonight? It"s Tubbo"s turn.
Except it"s not going all that great, and may God smite the SBI down if they ever let a family member have a bad birthday.
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letters are so fucking annoying, courtesy of tommyinnit by shroomcritic for downthedarkpath
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Mar 2021
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Tommy Innit doesn"t really do "sappy". He doesn"t do any emotion in general other than "annoying" and "angry". But when Philza Minecraft"s birthday is around the corner, Tommy supposes he can be nice this one time.
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birthdays are a social construct, but at least there"s cake to numb the pain of growing old by shroomcritic
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 May 2021
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a series of birthday fic one-shots that i"ve written for the sbi gc. there will only be four, excluding tommy (since im technically the tommy of the friend group). i just want them all in one place. have fun reading if you find this.
[update] nope, nvm. it"s just gonna be bday fics for friends in general. they"re not all "birthday-themed," but they are birthday gifts nonetheless. in this case, this series may never be completed, as there many friends with many birthdays lmfao. i do hope you enjoy however.
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I Got Reincarnated Into A Rich Male Lead In The 1600s?!??! by shroomcritic
Fandom: Dream SMP
17 Aug 2022
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Dream, blessed poor fucking thing, gets reincarnated into a dating simulator game in an alternate universe after trying an attempt on Techno"s life. Nobody knows what is going on. It all goes severely downhill from there.
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How to Assassinate the Warden of Meropide by starofjems
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Jul 2024
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" Wakefulness hit Wriothesley with a jolt of alarm. He couldn’t breathe. Something heavy and hairy covered his face. There was no time to contemplate the strangeness of the situation. This wouldn’t be the first assassination attempt on the Duke of Meropide, but it would be the first to catch him unaware in his own quarters.
Wriothesley brought his knee up to dislodge his attacker, but hit only air. The weapon of choice to smother him in his sleep hissed and sharp pricks of pain hit several points on his face. Half-awake with only self-preservation instincts guiding his actions, Wriothesley reached up to grab a handful of… fur. He yanked a massive cat off his face as he heaved in a lungful of fresh air. In the dim light of his room, he locked eyes with the cat for a split second before it yowled and swiped its claws at his hand. "
When the House of the Hearth infiltrated the Fortress of Meropide, they brought along one extra member of the family. It wasn"t intentional, of course, but you try telling a magician"s cat what it can and cannot do.
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"Mr. Lyney, I can"t say this is a pleasant surprise."
Lyney is the last person Wriothesley expects to have show up, unannounced, in his office at 3:30am. With his sentence already served, there"s no reason why Lyney should be in the Fortress to begin with. But something isn"t quite right and Wriothesley is about to find himself playing at doctor for the next twenty four hours.
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Devotion to You Means Death for Me by Catboy_Lyric
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jun 2024
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With a nation to rebuild and political relationships to maintain, Lyney could feel his blond hair start to turn gray with each passing week. Forcing himself to make nice with a Duke he loathed and dealing with feelings he never wanted to challenge in the first place certainly didn’t make things any easier. At least the young magician was fairly confident that his life couldn’t possibly get any worse than this.
And perhaps the ominous shadow lingering around the Fortress was all a figment of his imagination and not at all a genuine threat to his person.
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Lyney convinces Wriothesley to take care of a stray cat for a while. It goes about as well as you"d expect.
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“I’ll offer some incentive for your cooperation: if you can best me in a spar, I’ll show you something I know you’ll like.”
“You think you know what I like?” Lyney goads skeptically.
Wriothesley tilts his head at him and Lyney does his best not to squirm under that pale gaze.
“I think I spent enough nights putting you on your back in this ring to have a good idea. Or have you forgotten?”
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(A year after his disastrous clash with the Duke of Meropide, Lyney is back at the Fortress with two goals: protect Fontaine from the rising number of Vishap attacks and avoid Wriothesley and their unfinished business at all costs.
Now if only Wriothesley would stop turning up like a bad penny.)
(a pacific rim / mecha AU)