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    It has been approximately one year and a half since Keiji has had sex. After a bad breakup, a grueling thesis revision around Japanese naturalist literature, and numerous nights opting to rot in his department, Keiji realizes that he does very much miss being properly, utterly fucked.

    His plan is simple in theory, consisting of three steps:

    1. Use his coworker's best friend's boyfriend to invite him to one of his infamous house parties.
    2. Link up with someone who isn’t a part of his inner circle of acquaintances.
    3. Set up a vibration-only alarm at an ungodly hour of the morning so he can leave swiftly.

    No further attachments, no awkwardness, no let’s talk about our childhood traumas after I blow you. A truly infallible plan.

    Or Akaashi Keiji, Literature student, goes to a house party and meets a stranger in the bathroom. Melodramatic beer pong matches to the death, awkward grinding and chaos ensues.

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    07 Jul 2024

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