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The Golden Girl and the Silver Boy by sharpiedoodler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2024
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy: Britain’s favourite pairs figure skating couple.
Hating each other in private, but playfully flirting in public, all to win the Olympic gold.
Until a recording of their latest explosive fight gets posted online, goes viral and destroys the carefully crafted image they’d spent years creating.
Warning: Abusive Coach (starting in chapter 14)
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What Lies Behind the Masks We Wear by sharpiedoodler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2024
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“Whenever I pictured the war,” James said, “I always saw myself fighting on the good side, as an Auror. Not trying to befriend Sirius Black of all people. Agreeing with their shite. They hate blood traitors, muggleborns and creatures like you. And if I try to be friends with Black and agree to all of it…”
“It won’t be pretty,” Remus agreed. “But you don’t have to do this, James. We’re just kids. Sirius Black is a kid too.”
“Maybe we are all kids,” James said. “But the adults aren’t taking it seriously, so we’ll be inheriting it anyways. Might as well start early.”
Remus stared at him with something like sorrow. James tried to keep his chin up.
In which Sirius was sorted in Slytherin, James takes up a greyer position in the First Wizarding War (all the while the line between good and bad and where he sits on it blurs) and two lifelong enemies slowly become brothers
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Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Squib by sharpiedoodler
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2023
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The Malfoys prided themselves on being a respectable, pure-blooded family who maintained the respectable, pure-blood traditions of British wizards.
So, when seven-year-old Serpentas Malfoy failed to show magic, she was labelled a squib and was dealt with in a respectable, pure-blooded manner. Her name was scrubbed from the Malfoy estate, toys and robes vanished and a private funeral was held.
Draco Malfoy, the respectable, pure-blooded heir he was, was supposed to forget about his dead twin sister. He just wished that he was able to.
CANON COMPLIANT -- just a sad little stroll down a path canon pretty much ignored
WARNING: Child abuse/death/murder frequently alluded to
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Hermione only has one exam left before her O.W.L.s are finished: Arithmancy. It's a shame that her notes and textbook are ruined by an uncapped water bottle, only hours before exam time.
Fortunately (or unfortunately, if you're Hermione), the only alternative she has is Draco Malfoy, blond arsehole extrordinaire, who just so happens to take excellent notes and is sitting only a desk away.
Aka, Hermione and Draco become study buddies and eventually more, over their last years at Hogwarts.
We're also ignoring Voldemort in this fic.
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Being the only ordinary one while everyone else had their powers was never easy. Vanya caused an apocalypse because of it, but what would have happened if Reginald had chosen differently and someone else grew up as ordinary instead? Most of the time, it ends badly, but for one or two of them, things turn out for the better.
Aka, how would life have gone if Numbers 1-6 had been raised to think they didn't have any powers?
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Portrait of a Sociopath as a Loving Mother by myrskytuuli
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2018
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Lily Evans got described by many adjectives: vivacious, charming, bright, natural, talented, brave, funny, witty, kind, popular...Truly, she was an exceptional witch who for some reason left behind her a trail of deeply troubled individuals.
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The Fragile House of Black by Fantismal, Jormandugr
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Oct 2023
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Following the lives of Sirius and (to a lesser extent) Regulus Black as they navigate their family, Hogwarts, and the first wizarding war.
Everything follows the story as you know it... until Kreacher decides the young Master Regulus is not going to die tomorrow.
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if i was dying on my knees (you would be the one to rescue me) by ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Dec 2020
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December 16, 1991
As far as family dinners go, especially during Christmas time, today isn’t the worst. In fact, it’s unusually pleasurable, and even downright memorable, edging into the realm of weirdness – if only because of the lack of insolent remarks (Tony) and open contempt (Howard). Tony feels that most of the credit can be laid squarely on the shoulders of his Godmother, Peggy Carter, and her pacifying influence on Howard Stark.
Peggy’s brought along her brother Michael, his wife (a petite woman named Kate), and their infant daughter Sharon. Having known Howard for many decades and well aware of his proclivity to indulge in drink, Peggy warns him to be on his best behavior, and Howard in his usual domineering manner, warns Tony to do the same. Not that Tony needs the reminder – only a complete fool would cross Peggy Carter.
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Or alternatively:What if the Winter Soldier didn't only take out Howard and Maria Stark on December 16, 1991? What if, on that day, the Carters were visiting for Christmas?
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02 May 2021
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The Lost and Forgotten by Litcraz
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 May 2020
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In order to save everyone's lives, Peter is forced to give up memories - their memories of him. As a result, he is left entirely alone in a world where no one knows he exists. After finally moving on with his life, a new threat arises, bringing Peter back directly into the Avengers' path.
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