shamepillow
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He is unfairly gorgeous and he’s sitting close enough for you to touch - only of course you can’t do that. He’s your colleague. It’s not his fault you had a filthy dream about him this morning, or that you find him attractive, or that your body is an ungovernable mess… or, indeed, that this meeting is just dragging on and fucking on.
(karkat has a rare troll medical condition that means he needs to get off at least once every 2 hours or lose control of his body no matter where he is, and it makes his life hell. dave being hot is not improving matters, when they both happen to work at the same office.)
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“Alright, you’re going to force me to say it just so I’ll sound like an unreasonable dick, is that the angle we’re going for here? If that’s the pound of flesh I need to sacrifice to get you both out of my face, fuck it, I’ll bite. I don’t want to have to see see this gay shit right here. There. I’m an evil fucking homophobe, I’m officially canceled, now will you put your dicks away already?”
(dirk is in denial about his sexuality, as well as some deeper, much more twisted issues. dave is going to force him to confront them all… with some help from his boyfriend.)
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"The plant's common name refers to Venus, the Roman goddess of love. The genus name, Dionaea ('daughter of Dione'), refers to the Greek goddess Aphrodite, while the species name, muscipula, is Latin for both 'mousetrap' and 'flytrap'." - Wikipedia, Venus Flytrap
Dave isn't entirely sure why Karkat threw him out of his room when he was about to hibernate, but he misses him and decides to go hang out in his room while he sleeps. This might be a tactical error... or possibly not.
(prompt asked for trolls hibernating and going into heat simultaneously. i ended up adding the 'trolls are sexy venus flytraps' details because i cannot be stopped.)
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There’s definite bitterness there. Hal is indeed a fully fledged, hyper-intelligent form of life… and one which exists forever within bars, tied to the functions of the ship and to the restrictions within his programming. He is and always will be a computer, albeit one that is alive. At the heart of this ship there is a big metal box, and Hal in a very real sense cannot think outside of it.
“But back to my original point: What kind of privacy is it you seek from me, exactly? Bearing in mind that at present, whether my avatar is visible or not, I will be aware of everything that you are doing; probably more so than you are. I will sense every shift inside your body, the way your blood moves, the way your muscles tense and relax… all of it.”
(kink meme prompt asked for hal talking dirk through a jerkoff session, and as per usual i lost control of it completely. but that's basically still what it is. hal is a hologram, and he's also the ship computer, and can therefore control all electronics onboard... including one of dirk's toys.)
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Your feet drag in the dust. Your throat clenches. What’s the fucking point? You’re never going to see anyone, ever again. You will collapse in the middle of nowhere soon enough, the rest of your magic will dwindle out of you, and by the time another car passes there will be nothing but a handful of dried bone and skin carried away by the next dust devil. Energy equals matter, and if you’re out of energy then you no longer matter at a-
“Hey, dude? Dude? Are you okay?”
(karkat is an icubus, and a bit too scrupulous about morals for his own good, which is why he ends up hitchhiking by the side of a road while desperately hungry. he's picked up by good samaritan dave, who has no idea what he's in for... especially when they end up having to sleep in the car. all according to a kink meme prompt which was absolute cryptonite to me.)