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“Sweetheart,” says Lance, his hair longer, his shoulders broader, the slope of his nose uneven now where it didn’t used to be, “you don’t know the half of it.”
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16 Mar 2024
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Ed's minding his business when the new neighbor's kid comes around holding a human puppet. It's creepy as hell, but as soon as the kid's father rounds the corner, Ed doesn't mind.
ETA: Podfic available here from Kninjaknitter my darling dearest
“Hello,” says the strangest voice Ed’s ever heard, jolting him out of his reverie, sending his heart speeding into chaos.He opens his eyes and he’s staring straight at a stuffed animal in the shape of a human person. It is bald with a tiny hat and too-big eyes and it wears a blue shirt and a name tag that says Jeffy in the sort of scrawl normally reserved for words written in blood.
A puppet, he realizes several seconds beyond when it would have been appropriate to respond.
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02 Aug 2023
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"Suki," he says, muffled. "Suki, tell me to stop crushing on the hot single dad at work."
Suki doesn't look up from painting her nails. "Go out and bag yourself a DILF, babe."
Zuko's insistence that it's him and his kid against the world is being seriously tested by Izumi's new teacher.
Sokka's determination to ignore hot parents is waning more and more as he gets to know the single dad of the new kid.
Everyone else is just waiting for them both to get their acts together.
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- Part 1 of a subtle electric fire (asef-verse)
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Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness.
And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick.
One problem: Stede's still married.
ETA: Podfic available thanks to the inimitable KninjaKnitter at this link
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- Part 1 of sleeves touching sleeves
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17 Dec 2022
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I have read one chapter. already obsessed
THIS IS INCREDIBLY GOOD.
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"Hey." Ed reaches across because it's the only thing that feels right. He grasps Stede's wrist and smoothes the pad of his thumb across his knuckles. Stede stops fiddling with his ring and looks up at him, wide-eyed. "This isn't Captain shit. This is God shit. Are you God?"
The room is blank with silence.
Gently, Ed repeats, "Are you God, Stede?"
Stede's voice is thin and high when he answers, "I'm not God."
"And is God here, in this room?"
Comically, Stede looks around like he might find God perched on the edge of his desk, or pulling books from his shelves to examine the spines.
"He's not," Stede concedes.
"That's right, mate. Stupid bugger doesn't associate himself with pirates."
Or: The Revenge has been becalmed for six days. Ed has bigger things to worry about, like sharks and being in love.
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01 Dec 2022
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Cryptid Fucking for Fun and Profit by ghostinthelibrary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Sep 2021
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When Jaskier, a vlogger and amateur cryptozoologist, goes hunting for the famed Bigfoot of the Blue Mountains, he gets more than he bargained for.
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27 Nov 2022
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Runaway Jaskier by ghostinthelibrary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Sep 2022
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When Geralt saves his upstairs neighbor from getting eaten by a bruxa, he plans to patch the kid up and Axii him into forgetting what happened. After all, the world has forgotten about witchers, monsters, and magic, and Geralt would like to keep it that way. Only, Jaskier has no interest in forgetting the coolest, most terrifying thing that’s ever happened to him, so he escapes out the window, leading Geralt on a wild goose chase across Novigrad.
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26 Nov 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
one of my favorites, modern magic au, so funny, and voice is spot on
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Lock Me Up and Sock Me Up by ghostinthelibrary
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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“I know this spell,” Yennefer says. “Nothing is going to get rid of these ropes. Not magic, not a blade, not fire.”
“Wait, do you mean I’m stuck like this? Forever? Yennefer, the Beauclaire Music Festival is next week. I can’t show up like this!”
“It’s still better than that outfit you wore last year.”
“Yennefer!” Jaskier howls.
“Yenn.” Geralt gives her a reproving look. “Don’t torture him.”
She looks between them in exasperation. “It’s not going to last forever. My guess is the mage spelled them to last for as long as he needed them to."
After being rescued from yet another villainous mage by his lovers, Jaskier is stuck until the magical ropes his captor bound him in fade away on their own. He has some ideas about how he, Yennefer, and Geralt can wile away the time.
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"You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."
What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.
Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.
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08 Nov 2022
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wishing well by alittlebitmaybe
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Oct 2020
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He fishes around in his pockets, comes up with a handful of coins filched from his father’s purse. They’ll never be missed. He selects one shiny copper and puts the rest back.
It’s silly, but the discovery of the little grove feels like more than happenstance. The place vibrates with something Jaskier can’t name, feels clandestine and powerful. Like it could give him what he wants, if he’d let it.
He balances the coin on his thumbnail, exhales through his nose, and he wishes—
Or: Jaskier makes a wish in a strange pool in Lettenhove and then, unrelatedly, spends his life both chasing and running from his deepest desires.
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another dawn by alittlebitmaybe
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Apr 2020
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“Well, we’ll have all the time in the world to make it official, right after we check out this—what was it?”
Geralt side eyes him. “Abandoned cottage. Disappearances. Strange sightings.”
“Right, yes, after we deal with this mysterious hut deep in the woods. No problem. Days and weeks and years aplenty after that."
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05 Nov 2022
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don't tell me we've grown (for having loved) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Jul 2020
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According to Jaskier, they've lived this day almost a hundred times. Geralt doesn't remember any of them.
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05 Nov 2022
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“So I’m proposing a bet. A wager. If you can prove this,” he gestured towards Jaskier’s face, “isn’t a terrible mistake, you win. If you win, you keep the beard. If I’m right, and I win… you shave it off.”
Jaskier has a new beard - and Geralt hates it. To prove how bad the beard is, he proposes a wager: if Jaskier can’t get a kiss by midnight, he has to shave it off. But the bard’s untrustworthy at the best of times, so Geralt adds a stipulation: if Jaskier does lose, Geralt is the one who gets to shave him.
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31 Oct 2022
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30 Oct 2022
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A glamour is just a fancy word for an illusion. This, he thinks, as he stares in the mirror and runs his hands through his long, dark hair – is real.
Geralt is cursed - or blessed. Transformed overnight into a human (and a startlingly handsome one at that), he's forced to get used to the limitations of his new body. But perhaps there's an upside to the spell: with his perfect skin, dark hair and new green eyes, he can't help but notice the way Jaskier has begun to stare at him.
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29 Oct 2022
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Jaskier had wanted Geralt to love him back for years, and now he did... but it wasn’t real. It was all just implanted thoughts, re-wired pathways, magic. Jaskier wished he could believe the things Geralt was saying - wished they were true - but they weren’t, and he knew they weren’t.
After vanishing in the middle of the night, Geralt returns changed, with love on his lips. Cursed, bespelled, or maybe just concussed, Jaskier has to get him to a mage - for both their sakes.
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29 Oct 2022
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There was his heart, too: like a familiar tune played on a simple drum. Geralt could have found him blindfolded.
*idiots* in love
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Who Does This Belong To? by akindofmerrywar for greyduckgreygoose
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
09 Jun 2021
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It takes every last drop of Geralt’s well-honed self control not to stride over there and grab him, to wrap his arm around Jaskier's waist, bunch those maddening pearls beneath his fingers and scare away the interlopers. Mine, he thinks. He’s mine.
"Who does this belong to?" It's a simple question - one that keeps coming up whenever Jaskier is involved. At first, Geralt can ignore it, but soon enough there's an answer on his lips. What a pity, then, that Jaskier isn't really his.
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29 Oct 2022
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sing this song of wrath by asweetepilogue, contemplativepancakes, greyduckgreygoose, JaskiersWolf, Rapsodia, RebrandedBard, theamazingbard
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Apr 2022
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After Jaskier gets caught with someone's betrothed - again - he fears it will make more problems for Geralt. He can't afford to be a drag, so he decides to take matters into his own hands.
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27 Oct 2022
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Geralt took in a short breath, clasping his hands behind his back. “I’m not good with ... wooing. With fine words, and flowers ... and the like.” His expression turned rueful. “Unlike you.”
“I don’t understand,” Jaskier said blankly. Then, “oh.” Of course. Yennefer. He laughed lightly through the sudden twist of jealousy in his chest. “You wish me to teach you?”
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It wasn’t even the worst of Jaskier’s habits, but. It was the one that Geralt could perhaps do something about.
(Of course, he’d noticed Jaskier’s lingering attention, his fluttering pulse when Geralt stood near. He’d noticed the heated glances he shot Geralt when he thought he wasn’t watching, and his nervous restlessness when they were forced to share an inn bed.)
If Jaskier simply needed a warm body to vent his frustrations upon, well. It might as well be Geralt’s.
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26 Oct 2022