18 Works by saysthemagpie
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It wasn’t the prospect of pain that frightened him. Zhenya was a hockey player: he was used to pain, even to violence. But this wasn’t like a fight on the ice—tempers boiling over, hot rage spilling out everywhere—cathartic, necessary, even if it got him sent down the tunnel. This was different. There was nothing here to push back against, no way to assert his own will. In a little while Crosby would come to him, and Zhenya would open the door and let him in. Crosby would feed from him, taking what he wanted from Zhenya’s body.
And then they would be bound.
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Sid had typed out multiple texts in those first few agonizing weeks, but nothing looked right. Sorry I slept with your wife. Sorry I did it while you watched—I thought, for some reason, that was what you both wanted.
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Sid would leave him. Not yet, maybe, but Zhenya had gone into this clear-eyed. He wasn’t twenty years old anymore, buoyant with hope, blinded by his own naivety. For Sid—for any alpha, really—Zhenya was the interlude, not the finale. There would always be another Kathy waiting in the wings.
He wouldn’t try to change Sid’s mind, not this time. But maybe there was still a chance that he could change himself.
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sometimes a family is a feral raccoon & a sullen hipster with resting bitch face, and i think that's beautiful. (fanvid)
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- Part 1 of fanvids
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and it would've been sweet (if it could've been me) by saysthemagpie
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
28 Jul 2020
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Sid never asked, and now he'll never know.
[video fic]
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- Part 2 of fanvids
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learn to swim on the way down by saysthemagpie
Fandoms: Dunkirk (2017), One Direction (Band)
23 Jun 2018
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tommy and alex on leave, sharing a bed.
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scenes from the anxious niall 'verse.
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tumblr drabbles/ficlets crossposted here for safekeeping. each chapter has the pairing tagged. I'm splitting these up into two works - one for humor and one for angstier stuff.
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last chance to crash the car by saysthemagpie
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), BBC Radio 1 RPF
29 Nov 2017
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harry pops the question.
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In retrospect, becoming part of the world’s biggest boy band might not have been the smartest move for someone with Niall’s 'special condition,' what with the whole never-aging thing and the insatiable thirst for human blood.
(Niall's a vampire. Harry's his human boyfriend. Harry thinks he should probably become a vampire, too.)
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It’s kind of funny, actually, the way people talk about him now, like he’s lost the love of his life. Probably the reason his first album is now topping the charts again, everybody desperate to get their little piece of the tragedy, to rehabilitate the whole sordid history, the lies and the betrayals and the years of infidelities, into the great doomed love story of a generation. If Harry were still around he’d laugh himself sick about it, but he’s not, and Zayn doesn’t much feel like laughing anymore.
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He doesn’t know what he was expecting. It’s not like Harry was going to greet him at the door, take him around and introduce him to all his teammates. That’d go over brilliantly, he’s sure. Hi, everybody, this is Niall. No, he can’t play football, but sometimes I let him jack me off in the showers after practice.
(small town texas AU. harry's the star quarterback and niall's a kid from the wrong side of town.)
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- Part 1 of small town divorce fic
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Liam Payne's got a plan. She's going to reinvent herself: new school, new friends, new Liam. Sneaking out with her teammates to visit the local gay bar seems like a good start. It's not her fault things get a bit out of hand.
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Inspired by this Amazon review: BAD CLOCK - Review by Truth Sayer. This clock would not keep time and I had to return it! There was more but I am not allowed to say it!
Niall gets the call.
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get your towels ready, it's about to go down by saysthemagpie
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
27 Jul 2016
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what really happened after the yacht.
(niall and harry get together.)
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Half an hour ago Harry was cooking a nice anniversary dinner for the two of them, fussing over the chicken and rehearsing the knock-knock joke he’s been saving up for the occasion. And now here he is, crawling through the wreckage of their kitchen on his belly, trying to stay low so he doesn’t accidentally present Niall with an easy target.
Harry's leading a double life. So is Niall, as it happens. Assassins/Spy AU.
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what really happened on the yacht.
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It starts a few minutes after he's left the store, his new phone in hand.
Niall's got a ghost in his cell phone. Haunting AU.