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Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club by sara_holmes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
06 Feb 2016
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Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club. (Invitation and pending mental health evaluation required.)
"When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center."
Boyfriends, compromises and learning to like oneself.
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- English
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- 67,057
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- 8/8
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- 4
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- 1,042
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09 Aug 2024
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I know enough (to be dangerous) by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Jan 2022
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Obi-Wan Kenobi arrives on Bandomeer as a Temple washout.
When Ben leaves Bandomeer, it's after an unexpected rescue from an unruly group of pirates. The Jedi have made it clear they don't want him, and his time as a slave in the mines has taught him the galaxy isn't safe. He learns from Hondo how to make a living as a pirate. When the Clone Wars breaks out, it's the perfect opportunity to make big profits so long as one keeps their head down and stays neutral.
But once Ben meets Commander Cody, neutrality isn't an option.
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- 32,368
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- 8/8
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- 744
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19 Jul 2024
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fighting vainly the old ennui by Fahye for innie
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries
25 Dec 2014
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The Bowerbird wasn't playing fair; Jack couldn't debate these pieces of paper. He couldn't tell pieces of paper and a growing pile of feathers that he, too, remembered the rare treat that was eating a single piece of tropical fruit in the heavy heat of a Christmas afternoon, stickying his best suit of clothes, which had been so clean and pressed for church that morning.
(In which Inspector Jack Robinson is having a fairly uneventful year, divorce notwithstanding, until he acquires a lady doctor for a drinking buddy and receives a series of flirtatious notes from a jewel thief.)
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- Part 12 of Author's Favourites
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- English
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- 13,051
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 355
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- 2,389
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15 Jul 2024
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08 Jun 2024
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“It’s also that I like sex,” is what he says instead, and hates how pathetic it sounds. “And it’s fun, but it’s like—unless it’s with someone really important, it’s kind of the same level as going to the movies?”
Eddie smiles at him. Somehow, impossibly, it’s even softer than the last time, sweet at the edges.
“What if it is with someone really important?” he asks, and squeezes, his fingers pressing into the hollows between the bones of Buck’s hand.
or: buck picks up a pamphlet, has an existential crisis, and shows up at eddie's door, in that order.
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21 Apr 2024
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You cried in cool way. Enough said
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Tess, Rusty, six to eight months, and the life that went before. The con is all about who we are.
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30 Mar 2024
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how to feed your local demon by InkpotSprite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
02 Jan 2024
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“Oh, don’t forget your–” A few papers fell out as Dick lifted it up, revealing pictures of Nightwing, Robin and Batman in the middle of a fight with Poison Ivy. “Files.”
“Ah. Those.” Tim laughed nervously, the sharp, citrus-like taste filling the air.
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Dick is an incubus, starved for affection after the loss of Jason.
Tim isn't affectionate by nature but wants to help anyway.
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- Part 1 of Batfamily Feels
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- English
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- 14,572
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 19
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- 246
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- 4,695
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24 Feb 2024
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Route 11 by LolaLand (Lola_di_Penates) for clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
21 Apr 2022
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Alex thought the New York City subway was a cursed public transport system. That was before he moved across the Atlantic and took the route 11 bus every day.
A public transport love story told in 11 parts.
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- English
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- 19,163
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- 1/1
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14 Oct 2023
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Alex is grinning a little too hard.
This is absolutely idiotic and pointless and fun.
The cover of Hello UK with a photo of him pulled out and a photo of His Royal Highness Prince Henry Fox-Mountchristen whatever the hell the rest of his names are (Alex knows; he being a dick) with the admittedly stupid but flattering headline which reads: His Royal Highness: He’s just like us and crushes on Pres ACD.
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- English
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- 26,157
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- 5/5
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- 462
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- 4,098
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05 Oct 2023
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Three times is a pattern by clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
12 Oct 2022
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“Hi,” an amused voice says on the other end of the line. “You’re through to Alex at L&G. Can I start by taking your name please?”
“Henry,” he admits, although the lure of a false name is calling to him like a siren song. “I’m – look, how long were you on the line just now?”
There’s a pause before the man answers. “I’m legally obligated to advise you that these calls are recorded for training and monitoring purposes. Is that enough of an answer?”
Henry just about manages not to swear. “Thank you. Unfortunately that is very clear.”
“Great. How can I help you today, Henry?”
He wonders if they offer euthanasia.
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- Part 5 of In Every Universe
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29 Sep 2023
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Let Loose Your Glow by athousandrooms for clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
12 May 2023
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“Seems like my liege was caught in a situation where he’d rather the ground swallow him whole.” Pez nods towards a spot to the side, and Alex follows his gaze. He spots Henry easily – a tall lighthouse of tousled blond hair – talking to a girl who is clearly into him. His expression looks perfectly polite, but he’s subtly leaning away, and he looks tense.
So, Alex makes an impulsive decision.
Whatever happens, this is going to be fun.
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Or: Alex is so very definitely straight, so pretending to be Henry’s boyfriend to get him out of an awkward situation should just be a fun little pastime - except that he doesn't really want to stop, and he has no idea why. But maybe it's okay to not think too hard and let himself go with the flow, for once.
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- 8/8
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- 898
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13 Sep 2023
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The Perils of Midsomer Residency by clottedcreamfudge
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
02 May 2022
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"I'm sure I don't need to tell you that care should be taken, given the Mountchristens' local influence?" Liam nods.
"Sir."
Luna then turns to Alex. "Do not piss anyone in that family off."
Alex throws his hands in the air. "So many aspersions have been cast on my good character this morning that I could start a fucking farm. An aspersions farm."
Luna narrows his eyes. "Correction," he says, "have another coffee and then do not piss anyone in that family off. Don't make me regret fast-tracking you through the ICI Development Programme."
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After getting shot in the line of duty back in Texas, June forces Alex into a change of scenery. Because how much can really be going on in the quaint little English county of Midsomer?
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- Part 1 of Dial 'M' for Midsomer
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- English
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- 56,599
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- 10/10
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- 1,024
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20 Aug 2023
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tagging along with her food reporter sister to profile James Potter, London's hottest young chef, is not how Lily Evans pictured her Monday going - especially if he's anything like Petunia’s described.
needless to say, she's in for a whirlwind at Chez Maraudeur.
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- English
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- 7,680
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- 1/1
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- 77
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- 613
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17 Aug 2023
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The problem with living with another insomniac is, eventually, they find out you’re one, too. When Harry and Draco return for their eighth year, they think they’ll see very little of each other. Then McGonagall assigns them to room together. And the castle starts breaking. And there’s that thing with Potter’s magic.
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Shout out to this becoming one of the Most Popular Drarry Fics of 2019 and me having no idea. I am beyond floored by the support!! Y'all have been golden.Series
- Part 1 of Like Lightning at Your Fingertips
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- 43,259
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- 1/1
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- 542
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- 8,649
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01 Jul 2023
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Toni has spent her entire life hopelessly in love with people.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 115
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17 Jun 2023
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like lovers (or partners in crime) by theinvisibledisaster
Fandoms: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV)
16 Jun 2020
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“You’re in love with my daughter,” Abe said. It wasn’t a question.
Lenny flicked the lighter shut and shrugged. “She’s my friend.”
“You’re in love with my daughter,” he repeated.
“I’m not trying to marry her, if that’s what you’re worried about,” Lenny took a drag of his cigarette, arms coming around himself like he was exposed and always, always trying to make a joke out of something.
When Susie collapses during a set, Midge is terrifyingly unshaken. She seems to barely notice, acting as if nothing is wrong despite everyone knowing it is. When she tells her father she plans to do another routine the next night rather than visit Susie in hospital, Abe decides to call a friend.
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- English
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- 27,010
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- 3/3
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- 262
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- 1,267
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17 Apr 2023
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The Pack, after college, graduate school and the starting of careers, comes back to Beacon Hills. Nothing's gotten less complicated after all this time.
Based on a kink meme prompt that grew legs and got serious.
Note: This is a whole lot of pack!fic with a very slow build Derek/Stiles.
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- English
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- 78,759
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 15
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- 1,537
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- 13,184
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09 Apr 2023
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Summer, 1998. Neal Caffrey robs the gallery where Elizabeth O'Dell is working late, and comes away with a lot more than art. Agent Burke has no idea what's about to hit him.
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- 21,428
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- 1/1
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- 368
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05 Mar 2023
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The words on your skin are the first thing your soulmate will ever say to you and the first thing that you say to them is written on their bodies. It's a perfect system and Jem Carstairs - perfect student, perfect son, perfectly and carefully controlled Jem - doesn't fit into it the way he always thought he would.
Herongraystairs, OT3, (this is the fluffiest thing I have ever written)
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- English
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- 24,005
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- 1/1
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- 152
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- 1,682
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- 452
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- 25,438
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04 Mar 2023
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Every fandom needs a barista au. Original prompt on the kink meme: "Harvey is (still) a lawyer. Mike is the only barista that gets his coffee order right, and isn't afraid of a bit of intelligent and snarky banter."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,301
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 317
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- 10,889
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- 3,295
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Bookmarked by sarcasm_is_a_kind_of_magic
08 Jan 2023