13 Works by sandyman_on_a_pirateship

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    The story of how Queer-bar owner Hob Gadling meets the rising star of the art scene Dream Endless. Witnesses a messy break-up, slowly overcomes his arachnophobia, finds his family in the friends he made along the way and also falls in love.

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    English
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    31,911
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,906
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    Hameln 1284 AD: Hob lives a lonely life in this wealthy, rat infested town, that has nothing but cold shoulders for vagabounds like himself. He's about to leave this place behind, search his happiness somewhere else, his fiddle his only companion. But then another stranger arrives in the town. He carries a flute with him and when he plays, well, when he plays Hob can't help but follow his lead.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,412
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    72
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    When the King promises you your weight in gold and enough land for a prospering farm you don't think twice about sharpening your sword and restringing your bow.

    You don't listen to the stories they tell in the pubs. About the fog and the beast that came with it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    324
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    Tldr: I don't have a problem with Dream kisisng guys as long as he is only kissing me!!

     

    A bit of dreamling crack based on that one reddit post about that "straight" guy who thought he was homophobic towards his gay roommate but actually just having a huge crush and intense jealousy. Please enjoy the confused reddit ramblings of one confused history student Hob Gadling.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,035
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    "Tell me a story." Hob says.

    The wind retreats. Returns.

    "There is a man." It says. "Going through the desert. Walking on numb legs, not able to drink, not able to eat."

    "He drags himself forward through a night that has no end."

    "But he doesn't stop. He'll never stop."

    "Hah." Hob says. "I know that story. Tell me how it ends."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,259
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    258
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    How does it feel to cut a path into the woods? To demand your way in? To demand the love of a god?

    It's lightning bolts and thunder, it's hail storms and winter rain. It's a cleansing, washing, hammering away the pain of a hundred years.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,771
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    547
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    They tell old tales around these woods. Tales of wonder, of magic. Tales of the devil.

    Tales of ancient ruins, in the deep parts of the woods, where no man dares to go. Well no man that doesn't seek for a bargain with the wicked, that is. Few have gone in, fewer have come back. Some with twitching eyes, with shaking hands. Stammering nonsense, shaken with fear. 
    Some with heads held up high, with stars burning behind their eyes. With a song on their lips, with a waltz in their step.

    Hob Gadling has heard those tales, of course.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,033
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1,404
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    a peek into Hob`s students phones on the day after the few days after the dinner and the not so stark revelations and the days after that

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    918
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    Inej is an english student in Professor G`s class. Yeah that professor. The one who came to the first few classes this year covered in hickeys. The one that has a lot of very criminal friends. The one that has a hot emo bf that picks him up after work and takes him to a fancy restaurant.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,102
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    767
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    Morticia talks about her job. Morpheus reflects and opens up. Important descicions get made.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,116
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    56
    Hits:
    338
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    Two idiots cuddle in the kitchen, lie in bed, play a very old game and order food. Oh and Lucienne makes a call.

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    Dreamling`s POV on the day before the dinner party and the stark revelations

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,516
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    580
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    Lucienne finds out Dream is hiding a boyfriend from her. A compulsory dinner gets enforced. Gault is being a badass. Not so stark revelations get made.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    66
    Hits:
    583
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    How a book leads to a career change and the death of the queen of england leads to extreme ammounts of alcohol consumption which in turn leads to a drunkenly scribbled letter which leads to so much more.
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    Literature professor meets writer. Tears roll. Shakespeare gets roasted. Dream wears a tanktop and has tattoos. Hob is oblivious. Misunderstandings happen but get resolved. Joanna Constantine ships it. Desire talks shit about their brother. Death is a supportive big sister. And Lucienne doesn`t get paid enough.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,816
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,039

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