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The story of how Queer-bar owner Hob Gadling meets the rising star of the art scene Dream Endless. Witnesses a messy break-up, slowly overcomes his arachnophobia, finds his family in the friends he made along the way and also falls in love.
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lead me somewhere (out of this misery) by sandyman_on_a_pirateship
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
13 Aug 2023
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Hameln 1284 AD: Hob lives a lonely life in this wealthy, rat infested town, that has nothing but cold shoulders for vagabounds like himself. He's about to leave this place behind, search his happiness somewhere else, his fiddle his only companion. But then another stranger arrives in the town. He carries a flute with him and when he plays, well, when he plays Hob can't help but follow his lead.
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- Part 1 of Dreamling fairy tales
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When the King promises you your weight in gold and enough land for a prospering farm you don't think twice about sharpening your sword and restringing your bow.
You don't listen to the stories they tell in the pubs. About the fog and the beast that came with it.
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- Part 2 of Dreamling fairy tales
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Help! I [22 M, straight] am homophobic towards my gay roommate/ good friend and in desperate need of advice! by sandyman_on_a_pirateship
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022)
27 Feb 2023
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Tldr: I don't have a problem with Dream kisisng guys as long as he is only kissing me!!
A bit of dreamling crack based on that one reddit post about that "straight" guy who thought he was homophobic towards his gay roommate but actually just having a huge crush and intense jealousy. Please enjoy the confused reddit ramblings of one confused history student Hob Gadling.
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"Tell me a story." Hob says.
The wind retreats. Returns.
"There is a man." It says. "Going through the desert. Walking on numb legs, not able to drink, not able to eat."
"He drags himself forward through a night that has no end."
"But he doesn't stop. He'll never stop."
"Hah." Hob says. "I know that story. Tell me how it ends."
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the butterfly effect by sandyman_on_a_pirateship
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Sandman (TV 2022)
20 Oct 2022
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Merlin isn't asking for much. He just wants one—one—patrol where nothing bad happens. He wants one, single patrol that doesn't end up with them having to face yet another group of bandits. Why does Arthur feel the need to keep putting them in these situations?
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13 Aug 2023
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They used to be different, the dreams; they've changed over the years. The person condemning him to death used to be nothing more than an expressionless, vacant face attached to a man's body; yet when he moved to Camelot it became Uther: his face red with rage and veins throbbing at his temple and the side of his neck.
Those dreams were fine. Those, Merlin got used to.
Worse are the ones where it’s Arthur ordering his execution instead. Merlin can’t let go of those quite as easily.
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There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.
Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.
So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?
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12 Aug 2023