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“Listen, it’s really not like that. I’m like—like their practice child or something. They just like taking care of me, okay?”
Chanhee looks at him in horror. Juyeon bites his lip, nervous.
“Not the best thing to say when you wanna fuck them, Juyeon.”
Alternatively: Juyeon starts gaming. He meets Jacob and Jaehyun. They are, unfortunately, boyfriends. Juyeon is, unfortunately, fucked.
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There are a lot of things you can do at the end of the world. You just need to be with the right person, that’s all.
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See, the thing is, they never should have worked out.
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a summer guide to pools, shores, surfer boys by saltjoons for amantheia
Fandoms: The Boyz (Korea Band)
19 Aug 2024
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Eric thinks it’ll just be another summer of working at Nectar: serving drinks, cleaning pools, waxing surfboards, and putting up with Kevin’s relentless teasing regarding the next subject of Eric’s annual summer affections.
Until he continues to embarrass himself in front of one particular Jacob Bae, and suddenly, it isn’t all just fun and games anymore.
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Choi Chanhee is one of Night City’s few remaining fashion photographers who exclusively work with human models. Ju Haknyeon is, to say the least, intrigued.
A glimpse into their first meeting and everything that follows.
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Chanhee opens the same door that Sunwoo just disappeared through and looks at Sunwoo. “This isn’t your car.”
“Are you sure?” Sunwoo’s eyes narrow.
Chanhee sighs. “Of course I’m sure, I’m— are you drunk?”
“Yes? I was at a party.” Sunwoo says it like it’s an interesting fact about himself, like one he’s only just learnt himself. “Wait, so were you! You were with Mila. She was wearing that–” He moves his hands over his chest.
“Dress?” Chanhee suggests.
“Bingo.” Sunwoo grins.
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19 Dec 2024
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only we know by rainingover for applejwoos (kenmarcadeblues)
Fandoms: The Boyz (Korea Band)
16 Aug 2024
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When people ask them how they met, they tell them this: “It’s a boring story.”
It’s not a lie, because boring is subjective. Someone might be bored by their story. Not most people, sure, but an agent with higher security clearance than they have, with even more blood on their hands, might think it was a tame way to fall in love.
Or: Jacob and Haknyeon live undercover in a cottage on the edge of a small, rural, town, the sort of place that makes it easy to forget you’re a trained killer.
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19 Aug 2024
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I Have Made A Huge Mistake, And Here's How You Can Make It Your Problem, Too
I have made a mistake. Without going too deeply into the details, as I do not want this mistake to go viral or get out among people I know, I can say here: my best friends are getting married in less than three weeks, and their guest list has mistakenly listed me as bringing a plus one.
I do not have a plus one.
This is where you come in, reader: I need to find someone, preferably in their mid-20s to early-30s, to come with me on a week-long wedding vacation and pretend to be my partner. I do not care what you do for a job. I do not care what you look like. We'll dance, we'll drink, we'll probably call an ambulance when all my friends fall down a mountain. It'll be great.
Do not fuck with me on this. Please.
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or: kei would rather die than go to hinata and kageyama's wedding alone. what’s a man to do but hire a hapless fool to be his boyfriend for a week?
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Bookmarked by kichiboushi (saltjoons)
25 May 2024
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There are these chances—the ones that come flying overhead, streaking through the sky, waiting for a jump and a catch.
It takes Tobio a couple wrong chances before the right one comes swooping by like a shooting star. This time, Tobio jumps for the catch and doesn't let go.
Bookmarked by kichiboushi (saltjoons)
02 Jun 2024
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do you feel like a god when you make me this way?