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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Daniel’s disgusting and disgustingly large fangs (and other body parts), and the things that Armand says about them.

    Or Daniel is well-endowed by modern standards, but there is no part of Daniel that Armand cannot twist and shame him for.

    Or Armand makes fun of Daniel for being hung and horny. Daniel gets off on it.

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    27 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    "At least the stewardesses were pretty to look at. While the uniforms had gotten undeniably prudish since the 70's, there was something about the knee-length sky blue skirts and dainty little neck handkerchiefs that piqued his red-blooded american interest.

     

    One of them was certainly a looker, long shapely legs with curves that the modest skirt couldn't quite hide, a head full of teased black curls. The stewardess was bent down so she could speak to one of the passengers and thus Daniel got a full glean of her backside. When she stood upright, he was surprised to find she was deceptively tall. He hadn't even seen the broad’s face yet but Daniel was still chomping at the bit. God, it had been a hot minute since he last got laid.”

     

    —Two instances in which Armand and Daniel join the Mile high club, 40 years apart.

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    26 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Daniel allows himself to really take him in, now that the sharp edges of his mind have been sufficiently smoothed over with the hazy cloud of yes, finally, need, and want. The contrast of the purple dress on Armand’s brown skin is striking. Daniel’s good with words; hell, he’s made a whole career out of it, but right now the words are failing him. He’s no good at flowery language but god he’s half inspired to get up and write a poem right about now.

    “Pretty,” he says instead. Armand laughs, light and airy, and shifts in his lap.

    1985. After nearly a year apart, Armand returns to Daniel in the middle of the night, dressed in only a purple slip.

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    25 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Daniel.” Armand wrenches open the coffin lid and shakes him awake one dusk. “Daniel, wake up!”

    “Whah… hmph, what… what is it, whas’appening?” Daniel asks, sitting up, eyes blearily roaming the room in search of what he assumes must be a fire.

    Armand’s grinning face swims into view, eyes wide and bright with excitement.

    “This city has a water park!”

    Daniel collapses back into the coffin with a groan.

    “I’m gonna hurl that damn iPad out of the window,” he says weakly.

     

    Or: after faking Daniel's death, they decide to travel the world.

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    18 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Armand, Armand, Armand. Daniel wanted to cry out for her as if she wasn’t the one who left.

    The band started their first song and they went wild. The singer was a short girl with brown skin and pudgy thighs in jeans ripped to decadent shreds. The boy on drums pressed their face into a sneer without letting up, slamming the poor instrument like it would never produce sound unless they beat it from the surface. Daniel nodded with the music, the groove of the song.

    Armand, Armand, Armand. Daniel wished for her like a shooting star or a birthday candle. Where was her angel of the morning? Where was her slim hand clasped over Daniel’s wrist, her cold necklace gracing Daniel’s chin? 

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    01 Dec 2024