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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    It's Christmas Muriel! The chestnuts are roasting, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the world is about to end. Unfortunately the only two people who can save it still aren't talking.

    Warning: Contains hellish beasts, rubber ducks, chicanery, shenanigans, schemes, Elvis Presley, Christmas Carols, diners, ugly dogs, bitter exes, gross skeleton hands, musings on the nature of love, and a terrible joke about clowns.

    The sequel to Ut It Tempus.

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    14 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    The Wheeler’s lakehouse was a two-story wooden building with white siding and blue shutters on each of the little windows. It sat on the edge of a large blue-green lake, a long backyard full of tall tufted grass that ended in a wooden dock extending out over the water. Will had been to the Wheeler’s lakehouse twice as a child, once when he was eight and again when he was sixteen. Now, he was twenty-nine and pulling up to the long driveway of the house in his beaten-up Ford Escort, his stomach in nervous knots that he was trying to calm with a half-full can of ginger ale.

    or, four months after one byers/wheeler couple breaks up, another gets married. and, of course, will and mike are both the best men. and, of course, there is a plot to get them back together. nothing goes to plan.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    "So," Will says, swallowing and forcing back the pettiness coating the inside of his throat, "There is a girl, then?"

    Mike glances away sheepishly, blushing and raising a hand to rub nervously at the back of his neck. "Um. Not exactly."

    Will frowns. What else could it possibly be, he wonders, what with the hickeys and the evasive behavior and the coming home late, all of which Will is totally normal and not annoyed about. Maybe it was - he winces at the thought - a hookup that ended poorly, or a series of unrelated incidents, or-

    "What is it, then?" he asks, if only to distract himself from this obviously destructive train of thought, and Mike meets his eyes nervously.

    "There's not a girl," Mike repeats, sounding a little pained, "But there is- a boy."

    The world stops.

    In which Mike has a boyfriend who is not Will, and Will is totally, super, very much okay with this turn of events.

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    09 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    tahani, chidi, and jason reckon with being alive.

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    03 Nov 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Dionysus doesn’t mean to end up on Orpheus’s doorstep. He doesn’t mean to end up anywhere at all, actually. He’d just… taken a step, and another, and another, and found himself here. Alone. Dionysus hates being alone.

    The house is quiet until it isn’t, until broken glass crunches beneath his feet. It’s been days since Orpheus broke that glass, not weeks, not years. Less than a heartbeat in the lifetime of a god, but. But.

    But Dionysus isn’t a god, not entirely. Or—he wasn’t always. He isn’t sure he wants to be, not anymore. He kneels and collects the broken glass. He wonders if the shards will cut him. He wonders if he’ll bleed.

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    10 Oct 2024