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strangeness & charm by astardanced
Fandoms: The School for Good and Evil - Soman Chainani
01 Mar 2022
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Agatha does not do 'standard' very well.
Not that he’d wish her to. But… well, she’s certainly not Snow White. Agatha doesn't talk to rabbits or deer. They don’t like her very much, either; they think she’s tall and stomps and smells funny, according to Beatrix, who actually paid attention in Uma’s lessons. And she doesn’t sing to birds. She'd probably scare them off; her voice is terrible.
But she excitedly plucks frogs and toads from ponds and points out all the grisly anatomical bits and holds them up, saying 'don't their eyes look like mine?' and when Tedros says not really, pointing out that she's a woman and that's a frog, she ignores him.---
between her education at good, and the long line of princesses and queens that came before her, it stands to reason that agatha should now be able to use all the tools available to her to cement herself as the ideal queen of camelot.
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30 Mar 2024
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in the morning, and at nightfall by astardanced
Fandoms: The School for Good and Evil - Soman Chainani
06 Jan 2023
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“How you thrive, darling, when no one can call you out on your ineptitude…”
Agatha snapped out her sleeves with a flick of her wrists, and grinned horribly.
“On the contrary, darling, I have never been more competent in my life. Now, tell me what the hell you did with the rest of my breakfast.”
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The Camelot servants are somewhat baffled by the manner of court they now serve in. Particularly the ones that directly attend to the Queen... and particularly those that don't quite know what they're getting themselves into.
For her part, Agatha is having quite a good time, these days.Series
- Part 18 of filling in canon
Bookmarked by ronron09
30 Mar 2024
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She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”“Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”
Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”
“Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.
[ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]
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28 Mar 2024
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“Let me guess. You read Austen.”
“So? You read Hemingway and Fitzgerald.”
There’s a long pause.
“Yes, but you read Austen.”
OR: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy wage war over what constitutes literature and discover that the answer isn't all that simple.
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After a Hogwarts Halloween party, Hermione finds herself dealing with ethics, pasties and temptation.
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- Part 1 of Textbooks and Treats