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• bring me home by whiskers (robertmontauk) for bonca

  Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)  

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  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Dec 2018

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  • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
  • Dan Howell
  • Phil Lester
  • Louise Pentland (Mentioned)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Dogs
  • Adoption
  • Established Relationship
  • Established Dan Howell/Phil Lester
  • since when is THAT a tag oh man
  • Fluff
  • a lil bit of angst
  • Angst
  • Fluff and Angst
  • yeah that
  • only a little bit though it's minor
  • cute shit
  • Animal Shelters
  • Pet Store
  • that's the closest we'll get i guess
  • it's not a store though
  • don't go to stores!!!! adopt a shelter pet 2k18
  • no dogs were hurt in the making of this fic
  • one dog is hurt in this fic
  • hurt not as the verb
  • like she looks hurt
  • she's okay though i promise
  • she has her vaccines and stuff

  Summary

  "Hello," she says, tilting her head with a friendly smile. "Are you looking for something?"
  Dan can't speak.
  "Yes, actually," says Phil, thank fuck. "We're looking to adopt a dog."

  (or: the story with the dogs.)

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  English

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• ice cream by whiskers (robertmontauk)

  Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)  

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  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  15 Dec 2018

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  • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
  • Dan Howell & Phil Lester
  • Dan Howell
  • Phil Lester
  • guy's i'm so sorry for this
  • written for the phandomgamesbutstupider
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Defecation
  • poop
  • Shit
  • why are there no tags for this oh my god
  • it's domestic :)
  • phil takes a shower
  • uh
  • Bad Smells

  Summary

  “Holy SHIT, Dan.”

  Dan grunted. “Told you.”

  “What the fuck did you EAT today??? Oh my god, it smells like a cow shit its babies out and then got murdered in here, Jesus Christ? What the fuck, did you kill a stinkbug in here or something?”

  (i'm so sorry)

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• calla lillies & sunflowers by whiskers (robertmontauk)

  Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)  

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  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  04 Feb 2018

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  • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
  • Dan Howell
  • Phil Lester
  • PJ Liguori
  • Fluff
  • Friends to Lovers
  • Pre-Slash
  • Flowers
  • Language of Flowers
  • written for phandomgames
  • and then i posted it here .
  • why not

  Summary

  What the fuck?
  A long-stemmed flower - just one, who the fuck only buys one flower? - taped to the front of his locker, with a small piece of paper wrapped around the stem, right underneath where the petals end.

   

  (or: dan gets flowers, because he deserves them.)

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• give me toothaches just from kissin' me by whiskers (robertmontauk) for auroraphilealis (peachrayne)

  Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)  

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  • M/M
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  06 Aug 2017

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  • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
  • Dan Howell
  • Phil Lester
  • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
  • neither of them work there though jsyk
  • Nonbinary Character
  • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
  • Nonbinary Dan Howell
  • nonbinary!dan
  • pastel!dan
  • Pastel Dan Howell
  • Hipster!Phil
  • Hipster Phil Lester
  • Cheek Kisses
  • that should be a tag i'm disappointed
  • they're both awkward nerds
  • Meet-Cute
  • First Meetings
  • Misunderstandings
  • lowkey though it's okay
  • Fluff
  • Starbucks

  Summary

  “Hey- sorry to bother you, but is it okay if I sit here?”

  Dan didn’t bother looking up from the chemistry textbook splayed in front of them, choosing instead to grab a piece of paper on the table and study it intensely. “Not interested,” they muttered with a quirk of their lips and a short head shake. 

  A pause, and then - “Oh. I mean? I-I didn’t think you were? But, uh, I’ll just. Find another place to sit, I guess. That’s-that’s fine.”
   

  (alternatively: assumptions are dumb and love is dumber)

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• transgender [one meaning] by whiskers (robertmontauk)

  Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)  

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  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Jun 2017

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  • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
  • Phil Lester
  • Dan Howell
  • Trans Male Character
  • Trans Character
  • trans!dan
  • Trans Dan Howell
  • yea
  • that
  • Yuri!!! on Ice References
  • Coming Out
  • Fluff
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Established Relationship

  Summary

  trans·gen·der
  /transˈjendər,tranzˈjendər/
  denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender does not correspond with their birth sex

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