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Holly Potter and the Favorite Professor by wynnebat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2018
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After meeting Holly Potter in the Leaky Cauldron, Quirrellmort decides to gather intelligence on the Girl-Who-Lived. One spiked firewhiskey and a shopping trip later, the wizarding world's future tilts on its axis.
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- Part 1 of Hope is the thing with phoenix feathers
- Part 114 of HP Works
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Bookmarked by riyariya
24 Dec 2024
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The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.
The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”
Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”
“Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”
“Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”
The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”
Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.
Bookmarked by riyariya
05 Dec 2024
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“Do you have kids?”
“Nope. Just got lucky, I guess."or
Stanley Pines became a father figure, whether he wanted to or not.
Bookmarked by riyariya
05 Dec 2024
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i'd never find my life inside this cluttered room (i'm letting go today) by Neelh
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
01 Oct 2024
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Twenty-five, and what have you got to show for it? A couple of tattoos and a pile of yarn you’ve left collecting dust. Your room is fifty-five percent pig bed, you’re in debt to a college you never graduated from, and you can’t drive. It kind of feels like you’re just waiting for something to happen. Waiting for life to just…
You don’t know.
Bookmarked by riyariya
01 Dec 2024
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Stanley's been on his own for a while. He just needs a bit of cash to make it. All he needs to do is lose an underground fighting match. Easy, right?
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Bookmarked by riyariya
29 Nov 2024