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    After meeting Holly Potter in the Leaky Cauldron, Quirrellmort decides to gather intelligence on the Girl-Who-Lived. One spiked firewhiskey and a shopping trip later, the wizarding world's future tilts on its axis.

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    24 Dec 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.

    The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”

    Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”

    “Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”

    “Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”

    The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”

    Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.

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    05 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    “Do you have kids?”
    “Nope. Just got lucky, I guess."

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    Stanley Pines became a father figure, whether he wanted to or not.

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    05 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Twenty-five, and what have you got to show for it? A couple of tattoos and a pile of yarn you’ve left collecting dust. Your room is fifty-five percent pig bed, you’re in debt to a college you never graduated from, and you can’t drive. It kind of feels like you’re just waiting for something to happen. Waiting for life to just…

    You don’t know.

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    01 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Stanley's been on his own for a while. He just needs a bit of cash to make it. All he needs to do is lose an underground fighting match. Easy, right?

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    29 Nov 2024