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Seungcheol doesn't mean to heavily imply to one of his favorite third year students that he has extensive firsthand experience with anal sex. He really doesn't.
(In which pushover Seungcheol accidentally overshares to a teenager. He's mortified. Everyone else thinks it's hilarious.)
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as well as anyone with hot blood can by moongles (reymanova)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
11 Sep 2022
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In which Jimin is a chaebol heir with a rebellious streak and Yoongi is a tattoo artist without a single tattoo of his own. Whatever could possibly go wrong?
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best wishes, warmest regards (sent with confetti effect) by reymanova
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
19 Sep 2020
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David and Patrick's relationship, as told by texts between David and Stevie. And sometimes as told by texts between Stevie and Patrick, as a treat.
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In which the Roses lose their fortune when David and Alexis are still in high school, and David is forced to spend his senior year at Schitt’s Creek High School. One Patrick Brewer is a Schitt’s Creek native and also an SCHS senior.
You know where this is going.
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Much to Patrick's chagrin, a drunk David attempts to go through his entire nighttime skincare routine despite his addled state. It doesn’t go well.
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“He has so many imaginary friends— we all thought he was making you up—” Shota’s dad rushes to explain. He’s blushing furiously. “Chan said he’s never seen anyone—”
“Well,” Jeonghan laughs. He’s been waiting for this moment. “Usually Chan is too busy flirting with some guy on the playground to notice.”
Shota’s dad makes a little noise, almost defeated. His face scrunches up, and for the first time he looks just like Shota. Jeonghan’s chest hurts a little bit.
“Okay. This has been really insightful,” he says. He waves a hand in the air, eyes failing to meet Jeonghan’s. “I’m going to have to talk with him about that— uh— I’m sorry, you’ve been, like, babysitting my kid three times a week, apparently.”
(OR: Seungcheol learns about the inherent homoeroticism of sitting on a park bench with his kid’s imaginary friend.)
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Bookmarked by moongles (reymanova)
08 Dec 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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Bookmarked by moongles (reymanova)
10 Mar 2024
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Yoongi forgets about being stealthy, the shock so grand it smothers both adrenaline and survival instincts.
Because behind the counter–chopping vegetables like it is a perfectly normal occurrence, like this is something they do, a domestic sight to behold from another life–stands Kim Seokjin.
He’s humming a tune that doesn’t match the classical music trickling from the speakers and he’s wearing Yoongi’s plain apron, a ginger smile on his handsome face. Like Yoongi didn’t fuck him over and stole a two-million-dollar watch from him just three days ago.
(Or Yoongi is a professional thief and Seokjin is his latest victim. It doesn’t end there.)
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Bookmarked by moongles (reymanova)
21 Dec 2023
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Kim Seokjin loves acting. That's what they'll put in his obituary, probably, right after his family details, because that's the only thing that matters about him. That, and that he's gay, and that his temper snapped one time and ruined his entire career before it had a chance to be what he knows it could have become.
His last chance to prove himself comes in the form of a reality TV show, a Bachelor-style outing that will show he still has the softness to be a romantic lead. And it's embarrassing, and messy, and full of quirky guys and their weird habits and fame-seeking and secret agendas that he doesn't have the energy to deal with. But it's just a job, and Seokjin never turns down a chance when it's offered, and the biggest comfort of playing the starring role on Destined Hearts is that Seokjin knows his own heart will never be destined for anything but the screen.
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Bookmarked by moongles (reymanova)
22 Feb 2023
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“I’m the future king and I’m gay. I can’t afford dating or romance,” Seokjin says, calm and far more collected than the situation should call for. “I can afford convenience, though, and someone for whom a purely physical arrangement is mutually beneficial. What I have with Yoongi is good. Convenient.”
“Can’t you just say ‘fuck buddy’ like the rest of us?” Taehyung groans, somehow both frustrated and still deeply amused. At Seokjin’s pointed glare, he grins, wide and saccharine, and adds, “Your Royal Highness,” with a derisive bow.or Prince Seokjin lives in a world of lies and gold; things start to change when on a stormy night he meets Min Yoongi, who makes him reevaluate the truth's worth.
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Bookmarked by moongles (reymanova)
28 Aug 2022