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  1. Summary

    Drabble collection, using the traditional fandom meaning of "100 word story". Some double drabbles, some drabble sequences, but all based around that 100 word limit.

    Fandom/subject matter/quality may vary.

    Words:
    46,500
    Works:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    2
  2. Summary

    Two lives, intertwined, until they can't help but fall into orbit around each other.

    A collection of standalone Perryshmirtz oneshots stories.

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    346,276
    Works:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    28
  3. Summary

    Spoilers for The Phineas and Ferb Effect

    Tl;dr I'm salty.

    Words:
    6,685
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    5
  4. Summary

    Feghoot collection. All standalones.

    Words:
    13,679
    Works:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Works:
    3

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Erik is a hermit crab and proud. He is also stalking a shore crab named Charles.

    In which everybody in XMFC is a crab.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,416
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    257
    Kudos:
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    27 Oct 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    X-Men Crab AU.

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Heinz Doofenshmirtz has always assumed he has no soulmate. Then he wakes up with a soulmark at age 41.

    Perry the Platypus was born with a soulmark he had always assumed was for his owners. Then OWCA assigns him a nemesis.
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    Perryshmirtz Week 2023, Day 5: Alternate Universe

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1,453

    02 Oct 2023

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    Heinz Doofenshmirtz did not have a soulmate.


    Most animals did not have soulmarks.

    Perry was not most animals.

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    A series of short stories featuring paradoxes, mad science, and troll science in Night Vale. Also kittens.

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    Works:
    2
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    62

    12 Mar 2023

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    Carlos becomes a mad scientist. After all, Night Vale is a mad place.

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    From a prompt:

    Molly is infected with a genetic modifier that causes Sherlock to be extremely attracted to her pheromones.

    She thinks this is groovy until he physically attaches himself to her and atrophies into a parasitic sack of gonads ready to impregnate her when her body is ripe.

    No really, that's it. That's the plot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,612
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4,649

    09 Mar 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    How have I not bookmarked this already? The BBC Sherlock Anglerfish fic.

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    When a ginger older man offers some oral pleasure in exchange for some cold hard cash, who are you to say no to that?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    340
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4,601

    01 Feb 2023

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    I cannot explain how or why this dirty bastard in the everything-stained bathrobe became a blorbo, but damn if this fic doesn't capture the exact appeal.