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    Tim learned what soul marks were from his parents when he was just three years old and eating his sugary Urkel-O’s.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    "It's D, Peter. We talked about this."

    “No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”

    “You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.

    “- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.

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    Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.

    Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.

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    Teen for swearing.

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    He could roll with the worse of them, could stare down the strangest things anyone could come up with.

    He was all-around pretty chill, alright? He was reasonable.

    When Lance found himself rattled regarding an Annoyingly Grizzled Older Keith Kogane, he listened to the uneasiness in his chest.

    It took him a while to parse out what exactly was setting the alarms off in his head.

    Sure, it had been a weird deca-phoeb for them.

    But Keith left for the Blades and came back different.

    And Lance had a couple Big Problems with that.

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    When Lance noticed that Keith has begun to act uninterested in his normal antics, he does just about everything he can think of to get a reaction. Chaos and an understandable amount of angst comes from the miscommunication that follows.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    Lance gave up the chance to make a difference by giving up the Red Lion. He gave up his chance to be a hero. What he wants now is just to go home. He'll protect Earth and his family from the Galra as best he can when he gets there. That's his top priority now.

    And sure, he stole the opportunity to make this decision from Keith, and maybe that's not fair.

    But whatever. If Keith was going to make the wrong choice, Lance wasn't going to give him one.

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    Sometimes, I think the universe would be a lot better off without Lance McClain.

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