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    All my written fills for the third bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of AU suggestions

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    bookmarked for ch 18, the eridan/psiioniic ch

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    Bilbo Baggins had lived a comfortable life in the Shire, tending to his garden, minding his own business. And then the Dwarves thought they could come and disturb his life with stories of faraway kingdoms, enchanted kings and magical gardens.

    Bilbo was not amused.

    A different take on the quest where Erebor never fell, Thorin has been poisoned and the Dwarves are in dire need of a gardener.

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    26 May 2022

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    Bilbo Baggins has a secret. It’s a secret that all hobbits hold close to their chest, and would never speak of it in polite company. It’s a secret made present through the mandatory seven meals all hobbits must have.
    He’s hungry. So hungry, thanks to the small rations the Dwarves were serving out, that even that pale orc is looking particularly tasty. Well, it’s not like he hadn’t eaten one before but it’s just not respectable to do such a thing in front of company.
    But a small taste couldn’t hurt anyone, right?

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    Erebor's time has finally come, now that Thorin has gathered together enough loyal Dwarves to make it to the Lonely Mountain alive. Dwalin just wishes they weren't a cursed number.
    Oh, and that the irritatingly bull-headed Halfling Tharkûn found in the Shire would go home already. The Wilds are no place for a half-starved, girl-child gentleHobbit who can neither fight nor fend for herself.

    Belda's time to escape has finally come, now that she's managed to convince (read: emotionally blackmail) Gandalf into agreeing to let her come on the quest thingy he seems to be on, as well as convince the annoyingly bull-headed leader of the Dwarven pack to let her join them until Rivendell, at least. She only hopes she can earn their respect.
    Especially his second-in-command.
    Oh, and that they won't kill her when they find out the truth. She might not be their Burglar yet, but she regrets lying to them anyway.
    Other than Thorin. The stupidhead.

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    25 May 2022

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    Hobbit kink meme: I see him as a little fox (see what I did there?;)) or something. I would like for this to be common knowledge among the dwarves and none of them batting an eyelid when he randomly disappears only for a small brown fox to start trotting alongside Fili or Bilbo in his place.

    We know Bilbo clearly has a soft spot for animals since he was treating his pony to apples and was ready to sneak into a troll camp just to save them. So Kili uses this to his advantage.

    Cue Kili being utterly, undeniably adorable in his animal form, laying his muzzle on Bilbo's lap at night or curling up beside him for extra warmth. Little things like that.

    Maybe Fili thinks this is hilarious, or pathetic, or teases his brother. The other dwarves eye-rolling, Thorin sighing over his nephew using his shapeshifting gift to score points, etc.

    Honestly you can make Kili's animal form anything, you can make ALL the dwarves shapeshifters, you can go wild. Just as long as it's got some sort of Kilbo undertones and Kili using his adorable animal self to his advantage.

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