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    It has been a pattern throughout Regulus' life, choosing to ignore his brother's advice and always ending up paying the fucking consequences.

    It started with a tree, and a branch, and a broken arm. Then it was a friend, betrayal, and a heartbreak. And after that, his parents, a warning, and a lesson. It never stops, because Regulus never learns, and Sirius is always right.

    That was until James Potter. He looks as much of a mistake as all the ones that came before him, but this might actually be the time Regulus breaks the fucking cycle.

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    26 Dec 2024

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    Britain’s latest heartthrobs, The Marauders, sit down to answer some of the web’s most searched questions. Here to promote their self-titled album, they discuss their upcoming tour, tattoos, and take-out orders.

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    24 Dec 2024

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    "He’s spent the last four years watching the revolving door of blokes in their flat, many of them never returning again. He wants so badly to jump up and shout, to shake Sirius by the fucking shoulders and just yell in his face that he could be good for him."

     

    Or, Remus is pining over Sirius hard and finally gets his shit together.

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    07 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    James Fleamont Potter liked to consider himself the number one expert on relationships at Hogwarts. He liked to say that he was the equivalent of Cupid, though his friends, Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, and Padfoot vehemently disagreed with this assertation. But what did they know of love? Of romance? Of seduction? In James’s opinion, they knew very little.

    Due to his extensive knowledge and wealth of experience, James was quite sure that two of his best friends, Messrs. Moony and Padfoot were desperately in love with one another and that neither had any intention of doing anything about it.

    And James had the perfect plan to remedy this situation to ensure that his friends lived happily ever after. Thus, his divination matchmaking scheme was born.

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    29 Oct 2024

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    There's a stack of pictures heavy in his hands. The first one confirms his suspicion. It is of himself entering a gay bar on Old Compton Street. Dread settles deep in his stomach as his father says, “Next one.”

    He swallows and places the picture at the back of the pile. The next one is of him at the bar, taken from the corner of the room. A man a few years older than Regulus sits beside him, his hand touching Regulus' upper arm. They're smiling, and Regulus is holding a drink in his hand.

    He doesn't wait for his father to instruct him to look at the next one. He's leaving the bar with the same man in the third picture.

    They're walking down the streets in the fourth one.

    In the fifth, Regulus is pushed up against a wall in an empty alleyway. His hands are underneath the man's shirt, and their lips are connected in a filthy kiss.

    Tears start to well up in his eyes, but he continues anyway.

    Regulus runs away from home just like his brother did five years ago.

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    25 Oct 2024

  6. Public Bookmark 44

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    Like most stories, this one starts with a ghost.

    Or maybe it starts with a phone call. Or maybe it starts with a gun. Or maybe the story starts at the end. Or maybe it doesn’t start at all. Instead, it loops and curves and twists and turns until end and beginning are one and the same.

    But if the story were to start with a ghost, it would start like this.

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    25 Oct 2024

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    Regulus Black does not have a lot of luck in love. Nor does he have a driver’s license.

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    24 Oct 2024

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    Remus doesn't do blind dates.

    They must be the worst possible social situation humankind has ever invented: two strangers some people have decided that maybe they should get in a committed relationship. You have two hours.

    So no, he wouldn't touch that with a ten yard stick, not if he can help it.

    But he knows better than to try and argue with Lily, so, here he is.

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    24 Oct 2024

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    When James Potter is hit with a spell which makes him lose his memory, everyone is understandably freaked out. Everyone except for James, of course, who is too busy trying to reassure his boyfriend that he hasn’t forgotten him and never will.

     

    Except, James Potter is single, and Regulus Black has no idea why he seems to think otherwise.

     

    [or, James is confused but still a sap, Regulus is flustered, and everyone else is just along for the ride.]

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    18 Oct 2024

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    “So you essentially want me to bring him back down to earth, by breaking his heart?”

    “Can’t break what doesn’t exist.” Sirius spits out bitterly.

    “Sirius--”

    “Please James,” he says earnestly, “you’d win the bet and everything. I just want my brother back.”

    “I-I get that, but I’m just not sure how I would be able to help.”

    “He looks up to you.” Sirius replies, “you’re the only one who can.”
    James Potter finds out his days on earth are numbered, so, in light of being (painfully) single, his friends hatch a bet to find out if he can win somebody's heart by the end of the school year. On a whim, Sirius suggests he try it with his hated and untrusting little brother, Regulus. There's just one problem. Sirius believes the budding romance between them is all for show. James does not.

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    08 Oct 2024

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    It wasn’t a moon.

    Remus’ heart stops at the figure turned away from him, all too familiar in its silhouette.

    It was a star.

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    07 Oct 2024

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    When people turned 16, they gained an ability and lost something in return for that. There was no way to determine what would happen to you. For most of the population, the losses and gains were minor, so the most exciting part was finding out what had occurred. Regulus had woken up on his 16th birthday relatively excited. Almost immediately, he had known what he had gained. When he discovered his loss, he promptly burst into silent tears. He was mute; he could not speak or make any sounds. In his opinion, it was not worth the gain of being able to read people’s minds.

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    07 Oct 2024

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    “Excuse me, you what?”

    “I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.

    James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?

    “Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”

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    or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again

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    07 Oct 2024

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    This is a story about a graffiti-covered wall, a boy unhealthily obsessed with it, and a man who really only wanted his dream of owning a peaceful bookshop not to be ruined by a stubborn artist.

    Sometimes, the most frustrating inconveniences turn out to really work in your favour.

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    06 Oct 2024

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    James Potter and Regulus Black could never date. Or at least, that's what Regulus seems to think. Determined to prove him wrong, James suggests they fake date for a month. But the longer they fake it, the more real it gets.

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    04 Oct 2024

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    28 Sep 2024

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    He was smiling to himself, eyes still closed, and Sirius hadn't known at the time - but by Fifth Year would realise well enough - where this Remus had come from. He was always a little wild, somehow both impossibly distant and blindingly, achingly present, all at once, and in the beginning Sirius had ascribed it entirely to Remus's own innate nature or some sort of slight chemical neurodivergence that made him just a little bit more than the rest of them; a little bit magic, a little bit mad. Freer than the others. A tempest in an otherwise still ocean.

    The boys at boarding school, told in libraries and cloisters and too much alcohol and the way Remus thinks none of it matters, anyway.

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    26 Sep 2024

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    Remus is straight, Sirius is gay and that's the gospel truth.

    That is, until Remus walks in on Sirius snogging his new boyfriend on their couch and Remus starts to feel...weird. Desperate to figure out a way to stop feeling so goddamn angry anytime Gideon comes within five feet of Sirius, Remus goes to James and Lily for advice. James and Lily, in their infinite wisdom, patiently and systematically explain that what Remus is feeling is not internalized homophobia, but jealousy.

    In the end, it turns out Remus doesn't have any issues with Sirius kissing guys if it's him he's kissing.

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    18 Sep 2024

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    Remus Lupin is freshly twenty years old and sitting on a park bench in central London, he has a squashed pastry bag next to him and a cup of tea clutched between perpetually cold fingers.

    He moved to London eight months ago in search of a new doctor after having grown up on a little farm in Wales, and he hasn’t taken well to city life. He's taken to this park mostly because the trees are dense, the people are sparse, and there are birds. Nice ones that sing and hop from bench to bench scavenging for dropped bits of food or else pulling worms from the earth. Today he’s watching a pair of ducks glide easily across the pond. He thinks they must have a nest nearby, and in a few weeks there will be ducklings.

    Or...

    Remus Lupin has always been sick, and he'd just like to feel normal for once. Sirius Black seems like the perfect man with a perfect, exciting life.

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    18 Sep 2024

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    It's a tiny little place, squeezed between a bookstore and a small café advertising herbal teas and fruit scones. The frontage - which Remus is quite certain used to be a peeling, sun-flaked shade of orange - is now a deep black, dark as the Whitby jet in the shop up the hill, and the bay window has been filled up with all manner of trinkets; tiny wooden boxes engraved with ivies and vines, and leather-bound books and silver knots worked into rings and necklace pendants, and little pools of crystal stones in lavender and plum and delicate, glossy rose-pink.

    Remus is a lonely painter. Sirius is a shopkeeper who might just have a solution for that. Summertime on the Yorkshire coast, with crystals, and candle-smoke, and sunshine.

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    16 Sep 2024

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