racheljessop
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- Far Cry 5 (12)
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What if the strap could prematurely ejaculate? (Or, Jestiny gets knocked down a peg.)
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- Part 2 of Flop Like a Fish
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John and Jestiny size each other up. Nobody wins.
Very silly kinktober oneshot in which nobody actually manages to fuck.
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- Part 1 of Flop Like a Fish
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Jestiny Rook cares about exactly three things in life: fishing, and the two girlfriends with whom she goes fishing. So Jessie takes it rather hard when Skylar and Sherri inform her she’s no longer part of their relationship. Luckily, Jestiny crosses paths with the likewise freshly dumped John Seed, and despite their mutual repulsion they concoct a brilliant plan to pretend to date each other in order to make their respective exes jealous and win them back.
Will they manage to find love together while also demonstrating exactly why no one else wants to be with them? (Fake Dating AU)
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“Love abjures in order to adore. It burns in your breast and the world is burned.”
- Hélène Cixous, ‘Love of the Wolf’, Stigmata“I had no idea,” he said, as if somehow taken aback. “I had no idea how badly I would actually want you. I thought it was something small. Something that —” He smiled, shaking his head without finishing the statement.
But she thought she understood what he meant, anyways — something that could be ignored, a tiny spark it was safe enough to disregard. The kind of thing that could be left simmering in the background, never realizing how out of control it raged until it had consumed all that lay before it.
The tale of Deputy Jestiny Rook and John Seed (and all unwilling bystanders in their vicinity) discovering the danger a tiny spark can truly pose.
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Not every stray spark spreads to engulf the world in flames, and not every indignity suffered by the nice folks of Hope County at the hands of John Seed and Jestiny Rook will properly go down in history. These are the tales that have gone untold.
Just some fun standalone stories set in the Wildfire-verse that don’t get to make it into the fic itself! As always, apologies to Mary May Fairgrave.
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Deputy Diana Baker ends her very first month on the Hope County Sheriffs’ Department thrust into a war she isn’t prepared for. While trying to rescue her colleagues who’ve been abducted, she is also doggedly avoiding the influence of the doomsday cult that tries, with claws and teeth, to draw her in. The more violence she is subjected to - and willingly commits - the more she feels a long-buried monster coming to life inside her. And there is one member of Joseph Seed’s little family who is particularly keen on seeing that monster brought into the light.
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Just a quick note - this is most likely going to get dark. Please be mindful if you're concerned about the exploration of unhealthy relationships, violence, (possible) dubious consent, possessiveness, torture, all the usual that comes with this game.
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05 Jul 2023
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Deputy Stammos wants to be left alone. The local hillbillies and cultists just can't seem to wrap their heads around that. This crabby cop is getting a family whether she wants one or not.
Mildly divergent Far Cry 5 with emphasis on the points of view of the Seed family.
Everyone lives, but no one suffers any less than they deserve.
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10 Jun 2023
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Carry Your Throne by consumedkings
Fandoms: Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)
23 Feb 2023
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"Who among us has not been a predator?" — Sherman Alexie, from "Sonnet, with Pride"
In which Roman Sionis has never once before accepted being told no, so there is no reason why he would start now.
(Or: how many times can Roman Sionis stick his hands in the pocket of another man before he gets caught up in a game he doesn't want to play anymore?)
This is a rewrite of Carry Your Throne, for more content & for my peace of mind.
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- Part 1 of The Leash Of Your Own Longing
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24 Feb 2023
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The world’s worst daughter goes to meet the world’s worst father and the residents of hope county unwillingly get caught up in the crosshairs.
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25 Aug 2022