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    How to kick Lex Luthor's ass, ending capitalism forever:

    1. Get Bruce fucking Wayne as a client in a shit accounting job you hate
    2. E-date a rich donater in your streams
    3. Get sexually frustrated by the guy you don't know you are e-dating
    4. ???
    5. Make out at the Met Gala

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    27 Oct 2022

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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

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    27 Oct 2022

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    A full reimagining of the seven books, where Harry was raised with love and care by Remus Lupin.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    16 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    More advanced Squips have tools aside from electroshock therapy and relentless derision to ensure compliance. This doesn't make them better.

    A world with a different Squip, an exploration of why someone would sell a quantum supercomputer to a teenager to make him cooler, and the road to recovery, with a stop along the way for boyf riends.

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    21 May 2021