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“Are you looking for a boyfriend, Jeongguk-ah? A potential mate?”
Jeongguk’s chest tightens, and for some reason everything inside of him screams that yes would be the wrong answer. So, instead, Jeongguk just—lies.
“No,” he shakes his head. “Just looking for a good time. Just looking for some stress relief.”
As the car stops in front of a traffic light, Yoongi turns to look at him, eyes gleaming in the dark. “That’s what you’re looking for?”
“Yeah.” Jeongguk swallows heavily, nodding. “If you want to go on dates that’s totally fine t—”
“No,” Yoongi says, looking at him through the strands of his dark hair. “I can’t do the whole—dating, boyfriend—thing. It’s not for me Jeongguk. If that’s what you want, I can’t give it to you. But I can give you what you need. I can give you a good time.”
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Jeongguk thinks he can do the whole no strings attached thing when in reality, he can't. And he knows it.
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23 Dec 2024
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Seeking casual rut partners would be too risky for a famous alpha rapper like Kim Namjoon, so he signs up for an upscale rut service online. He picks a doll-faced beta who advertises his ‘exceptional oral skills’, but the polished headshot in the catalogue proves to be false advertisement.
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- Part 3 of Stories from the Bird App
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12 Dec 2024
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Terms of Service by Mother of Pearl (mother_of_pearl)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Nov 2023
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He wondered again what wild impulse overtook him that day when he handed his black card to some foreign stranger and let her charge him almost two hundred million won for…
A pretty boy. He bought a video of a pretty boy for his living room.
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Seokjin has too much money and not enough time before his mandatory enlistment. He spends his money on a holographic boy in a glass box. He spends his time the same way.
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05 Dec 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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29 Nov 2024
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the opposite of loneliness by notyoongs for kawaiikooks
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
27 Feb 2019
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then jeongguk says, “i would like to apologize, but i don’t believe i am who you think i am.” he looks at yoongi, still confused as ever. “my name is jeon jeongguk. i’m the personal guard of prince min yoongi, the second son of the king and queen of the kingdom of great joseon. when i fell asleep last night, it was the year 1719. i seem to have… traveled here by some form of magic.”
jeongguk looks at him like he’s meant to have some answer for that. but yoongi can only stare at jeongguk, replaying the words back in his head. and then, once the silence has stretched on long enough, yoongi begins laughing.
(or: yoongi wakes to find that his boyfriend has been switched with a version of himself from a parallel universe. he also finds that it’s impossible to not love jeongguk, no matter where or when he came from.)
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- Part 12 of reckless love
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11 Nov 2024