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  1. Summary

    Tony and Rhodey's relationship told through a series of drabbles of various lengths, from their first kiss in college through to the Iron Man movies.

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  2. Summary

    A series of unrelated fics that all spawned from the following prompt:

    "It's 3am and I'm calling you because I don't know who else to talk to."

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  4. Summary

    A series of short drabbles that follow on from Iron Man 3.

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    So Sebastian had the worst possible opinion of him. At least that should make Haley see reason that just because two guys turned out to be gay in the same valley, it did not mean they were in any way attracted to each other.

    Which was of course why the first thing Haley said to him once they sat together in their next class, was, “He’s so attracted to you!”

    “How did you get there from ‘I think Alex is a meathead jock'?” Alex sighed, rubbing his temples. “I overheard all of that, by the way.”

    “Good, then you must also have heard how he praised your good looks!”

    “You mean when he said that I’m way too concerned with them and it made me stupid?”

    Haley waved her pencil about, like a teacher trying to explain a difficult concept. “It’s about reading between the lines!”

    “Look - I’m not good at reading the lines, period. I’m not sure what you want me to find between them.”

    “Love!” Haley proclaimed, throwing her arms up. “And a handjob!"

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    26 Nov 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    When Anders gets in the middle of Sebastian’s attempts to discuss religious faith with Fenris, Sebastian comes to believe Anders’s intent is to turn Fenris away from the Maker. A misconception that is only strengthened when Anders and Fenris appear to be getting along better than ever before.

    Includes whacky misunderstandings, romcom hijinks, a few angsty twists, and a redemption arc that will put Hessarian to shame.

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    23 Sep 2024

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    One minute you're planning to blow up a Chantry and start a revolution, the next, you're nearly being run over by an armored cart and standing face to face with a Templar wearing Fenris' face. Time Travel really is a bitch.

    A Fenders Time Travel Police Procedural! Alternately Titled - Law & Order: Domestic Fluff Division (bumBUM)

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    23 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wizard of Oz meets Sleepy Hollow meets Dragon Age

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    Sav: Fenris is such a dramatic little shit too

    Randiru: Yessss

    Sav: He’s a godamn French poet that’s what he is
    19th century, a bottle of absinthe at his elbow, pouring his angst onto the page while his lover lounges naked on the balcony and smokes.

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    22 Jul 2024

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    pornstar au, zukka-centric

    Started as an 8k Kinktober oneshot; has since taken over my brain and received far too much worldbuilding and more sequels than I'd ever expected

    Universe also contains podfic and inspired-by works - I'm happy for this little AU to be a sandbox for people to play in with art, podfic, translations and inspired works, provided you link back to my works on AO3 if posting off-site, use the inspired/translation features if posting on-site, and credit by name

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    15 Oct 2023