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Definitive Proof of Luigi Mangione’s Innocence (not clickbait) (do not watch at 3am) by GauguinHater69 for where4retheb1tche5
Fandoms: House M.D., UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination
13 Dec 2024
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“House, we’ve got to cure this patient!” Dr Bobert Chase whinged Australianly as House shuffled into his office.
House rolled his eyes, “Ugh, Chase, you’re so annoying, this is why your ancestors got deported.”
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My truly inspired take on what occurred on December 4th. 100% true. Whoever is Mangione’s defence lawyer, feel free to take notes.
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“You are aware that we’re having dinner with your parents tonight, right?” Wilson asks as they sit down for lunch in the cafeteria.
“Yup.” House casually reaches over to take some of Wilson’s fries.
Wilson doesn’t stop him. “And you’re still in the state?”
“Yup.” House says while stuffing his mouth full.
“You’re not, are you?” Wilson sighs. “You’re in the Bahamas right now and you’ve left me here with a terrifyingly accurate humanoid replica of my husband.”
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- Part 5 of Winter Special 2024
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But unfortunately for him, when he agreed – reluctantly if he may add – to finally be in a relationship that was more than a friendship with a certain James Wilson, it also meant he was agreeing to every holiday celebration that was coming their way. He can whine and bitch about it all he wants; but he couldn’t do anything to flake out on their holiday plans, as per their agreement before going into this relationship.
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Christmas time just hit the House-Wilson apartment (not really) and House is one song away to write a strongly worded letter to a famous Mariah Carey
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Unexpectedly, House doesn’t say a thing. Instead, he limps over to Wilson, spins his chair so he’s perpendicular to the desk and straddles his lap.
Wilson can feel his eyes widening, even as his hands instinctively find their way to House’s waist to keep him balanced. Before he can ask what this is, House gets both hands on Wilson’s face and pulls him into a kiss.
Now, here’s the thing.
On the one hand, what the actual fuck is going on right now?
But on the other hand, yes please could I have some more?
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An alternative to the season 5 finale.
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- Part 4 of Winter Special 2024