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  1. Public Bookmark 96

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    He doesn’t know why he’s putting up such a fight, he doesn’t need Jirou’s validation. Maybe it has something to do with Kacchan laying across the leather couch above him, seemingly completely uninterested in the conversation. Kacchan, who he is absolutely lusting after and head over heels in love with. Maybe he wants Kacchan to see.

    Momo and Jirou share a meaningful look, having a conversation with just their eyes. Momo whispers something in her girlfriend’s ear and Jirou chortles back. “I really don’t think he could.”

    “Could what?”

    Jirou levels him with a challenging look, just what he was waiting for. “Make a lesbian come.”

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    Izuku wants Kacchan's attention. Katsuki wants Izuku to fuck him into the mattress.

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    22 Jul 2024

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    Lucifer can’t figure out why no one else in the hotel is reacting to Alastor flirting with him nonstop.

    Meanwhile, he accidentally plays matchmaker.

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    30 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    alastor abandoned all cursory pleasantry, instead delivering a rough thrust into him, bottoming out as Lucifer let out a ragged cry, paying the other residents no mind. the slam into his body drowned out all else, the probing of tongues holding no comparison to the fullness. the demon flooded through him to the point of drowning, sheets clenched between his fists as he cried out. all that clinging composure was abandoned for the sake of reckless pleasure and carnal desire as lucifer cried out to the heavens above.

    “oh, god,” lucifer moaned, head thrown back as he pushed back against alastor’s thrusting, settling in with the way that the demon felt inside of him. there was a moment of respite offered, just long enough for him to adjust to the weight and girth of his cock sheathed inside…

    “there are no gods here.”

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    20 Mar 2024

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    Lucifer is fed the hell up with Alastor fucking with his redesign of the hotel. He worked hard to create something for his daughter and the clown is messing it up. He finally corners him and gives him a piece of his mind

    Alternatively: Lucifer is about to learn not to waste Alastor’s time bitching

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    19 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Vox approaches Alastor with a plan to get power over their shared enemy, Lucifer. However, Alastor quickly learns that he doesn’t have to fight Lucifer to defeat him— he just has to public ally humiliate the king live on camera.

    (Alastor finds out Lucifer is anonymously doing sexy livestreams. He handles it with all the grace you imagine.)

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    16 Mar 2024