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No Filter (Revised Edition) by pukingflowers
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Dec 2024
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When Jaskier is cursed to always speak his mind, he and Geralt must journey to fix it before his honesty gets them killed...if they find the culprit in time. From bandit-infested swamps to jerk-infested banquets, the road ahead may hold more truth than either of them can handle.
The revised version of a slashy, post-mountain fight, fix-it fic. Chapters 1-17 are what I consider to be the start-conclusion of the truth spell fic, it's not necessary to read past that if you're looking for something shorter.
The already-completed version can be found on my profile and is listed as the first part of the series; I'll be releasing the edited chapters of this one with regular frequency (a few a week I reckon) <3
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- Part 2 of the Accursed Curses series
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"I claimed you. It's a lifelong commitment." Geralt's voice lowered, lost some heat. "How you felt just now...you will feel that way again if you stray too far. I have no control over it."
"Stray from you?" A nod. "How far?" A shrug. Jaskier slowly processed the information, then narrowed his eyes. "This sounds like a very one-sided deal. What do I get out of it?"
"The honor of servitude."
"Ha! Good one. You know, you really had me going there. 'The honor of servitude,' what a load of..." He trailed off and gulped when Geralt didn't bat an eye. "You're not joking, are you?"Shadows and darkness are all Geralt has ever known. As the queen's strongest warrior, he was forced into an engagement with her, forced to stay in her castle as her unofficial prisoner and watch her subjects treat the humans of the land like cattle...until he meets Jaskier, the goofy human servant who reminds him that shadows need light to exist.
When the queen grows jealous and threatens that light, forcing Geralt to claim him in front of the court, they become bound for life and embark on a quest to bring her down. -
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When Jaskier is cursed to always speak his mind, he and Geralt are forced to journey together to fix it before it gets him killed...if they can find the culprit in time. From traveling through swamps and fighting bandits to attending elegant banquets, the road ahead will not be easy.
Slash, post-fight fix-it fic! Chapters 1-17 are what I consider to be the start-conclusion of the truth spell fic, it's not necessary to read past that! The next arcs see them exploring a haunted fortress with a dark secret, getting involved with a gang and going to medieval jail, and a small time skip where they are vacationing at the coast and get hit with a body-swapping curse.
This fic is officially complete!
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- Part 1 of the Accursed Curses series
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Slash, post-fight, ex-friends to lovers fix-it fic (anotha one)! I originally wrote this as a sequel to a diff fic but decided to rewrite it as a new story set some time after the end of season 1.
Geralt and Jaskier parted ways after the mountain and are not on speaking terms, but when Geralt overhears some gossip about the dead bodies of bards showing up throughout the countryside and Jaskier goes missing, the tricky hand of fate forces them together yet again. What starts as an abduction snowballs when Jaskier finds out he is at the center of a sinister plot and Geralt may be the only one who can save him.
It doesn’t help that during their months apart, he came to the grim realization that he is absolutely, incandescently, chest-achingly head over heels in love with the oblivious Witcher. And no, he’s not happy to see him again, even if it is as his rescuer.
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Some pre-relationship Geraskier drabbles from another fic of mine, not necessary at all to read it beforehand. So far there are two Valentine's Day prompt chapters, one spooky Halloween chapter, and a random Geralt cheering up Jaskier chapter. Featured baddies include nightwraiths, werewolves, random thugs and Jaskier's big mouth. All set vaguely after the djinn/before the mountain :)
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the Accursed Curses series by pukingflowers
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Dec 2024
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Harry Potter has always known he was different, but nothing could prepare him for the truth—he’s a wizard.
With his first friends spread across different houses, Harry must brave classes almost entirely alone. But the first year at Hogwarts has more in store for him than he ever could’ve expected. He’s thrust into the Wizarding world of magic, secrets, and danger. With ancient mysteries lurking in the shadows and powerful forces at play, Harry must decide who to trust, and remember to seek help from those around him.
Harry soon realises that the magical world isn’t as simple as good versus evil.
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Where Shadows Meet Light by muneomon for pukingflowers
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), I Am Legend (2007)
02 Nov 2024
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Geralt is a reluctant survivor in a dark, desolate city, haunted by the scars of his past as a darkseeker. An imperfect cure has left him with white hair, heightened senses, and a sensitivity to sunlight, forcing him to navigate life half in the shadows, half in the light. His solitary existence shifts when he meets Jaskier, a curious musician who refuses to be deterred by the darkness surrounding them. Drawn to Geralt’s brooding nature, Jaskier insists on joining him beyond the compound's safety.
As they traverse the ruins together, Geralt finds himself unexpectedly captivated by Jaskier’s passion and hope. In a world steeped in despair, can he embrace a connection that might change everything, or will the weight of his past keep him from opening up?
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The last unclaimed thing by MaskoftheRay
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2020
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Geralt and Dandelion finally make it to the Coast. Only it doesn’t end up quite as they’d wanted... mostly because the bard is sick, and hasn’t told the witcher yet. Nor is he planning to.
Or love is an unstoppable force, even in the face of imminent loss.
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2020 🎃
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14 Apr 2021
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in your arms, i am a wild creature by MaskoftheRay
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Mar 2021
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The fae grins again, and his heartbeat quickens: prey. He’s prey. “I see that someone taught you of our kind. You may call me Jaskier.”
“‘Jaskier,’” he repeats. Geralt’s mouth suddenly tastes of yellow. Like butter. Or springtime, and flowers.
A different version of Geralt and Jaskier meet; Geralt is still a witcher— it’s Jaskier who’s different.
Or my take on fae!Jaskier.
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13 Apr 2021
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"Jaskier! Open the damn door, I'm sorry I yelled last night! I wanted to talk to you but I didn't have a clue what to say. Once you made it clear how much I hurt you, I—"
Jaskier yanked the door open, fully not in the mood for fucked-up pranks. He opened his mouth to start berating whoever it was, but froze when he saw Geralt himself standing in the hall, looking worse than Jaskier had ever seen him. His stony face was twisted with actual emotion, and what it was broke the bard down completely.
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31 Jan 2020