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    What do you do when you've eaten something you shouldn't and find yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place?

    Why, make a deal of course!

    And if that deal brings with it an avalanche of unintended consequences, lies, intrigue, and more rubber ducks than you can shake a stick at, can you really blame anyone but yourself?

    If you're Alastor, you absolutely can.

    (Tl;dr -- Alastor accidentally eats a lust demon, and it all goes horribly wrong from there. Much to Lucifer's eternal annoyance...)

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    07 Dec 2024

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    After the battle at the Hotel Lucifer calls on the Overlords for a meeting.

    Lucifer sits at the head of the table like he is sitting upon a throne. Alastor had overheard residents whisper about the king’s full form witnessed when he defeated Adam. People had called it monstrous, a harbinger of death, and the true form of the Devil. But the demon had not realized how horrifyingly beautiful it was.

    “We can defend ourselves.” Lucifer’s grin stretches further and Alastor thinks this is how people view his own smile.

    It’s so quite a pin could be heard if dropped, the small man looks around the room excitedly.

    “We can defend ourselves!” The king howls and spreads his arms out theatrically when no one says anything.

    A story of a darker Lucifer, Holy War, betrayal, political marriage, slow burn and Alastor trying his best to navigate it all!

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    18 Oct 2024

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    "Where are you going, Peppermint?" Bakugou asked with a frown.

    "To my room."

    "I thought we could all watch a movie together," Midoriya pouted. "You don't want to?"

    Of course, he wanted to join them. But he didn't know that he should. He never knew what he was and wasn't supposed to do around his friends anymore, now that they were together. He was the odd thing on the edge of the painting that didn't quite fit the painter's style- the thing that would keep art enthusiasts confused for years after the artist's passing. When the painting was hung in grand halls, people would always want to know why that odd thing was there in the background because it was evident to anyone who looked that it just didn't belong.

    "I wouldn't want to intrude," Shouto finally stated. Because that's all he felt like he'd been doing as of late when it came to his two best friends. Of course, he wanted to spend time with them. But he couldn't help feeling left out whenever he was around them, even though it wasn't their fault.

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    13 Oct 2024

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    Lucifer has made a little home for himself in the Hazbin Hotel alongside his daughter and her friends... but what happens when one conversation triggers his world to fall out from under him?

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    15 Jul 2024

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    Alastor continues to deal with the grave injury he received during the recent battle in stubborn silence, refusing to acknowledge just how bad his situation really was. People are starting to notice his odd behaviour though, despite his best efforts to keep things under wraps. He supposed starting a brawl in the lobby with one Lucifer Morningstar didn’t help the situation. Now because of his impulsiveness he is tasked with spending time with the tiny monarch at Charlie's request, so that they learn how to get along better before it causes more issues with the Hotel. Despite his initial frustration at the situation he supposed he could still use this forced proximity to his advantage somehow. What could possibly go wrong?

    A lot of things, apparently.

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    07 Jul 2024

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