primalrageanddumbassery
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when life gives you really shitty cigarettes by primalrageanddumbassery
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
13 Aug 2023
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“You do realize that I practically invented changing the subject to avoid my problems, right?" Grif says this with a stupid and smug 'gotcha!' smirk that Tucker fucking resents . "I can tell when someone tries to worm out of a conversation with a shitty joke.”
Tucker rolls his eyes, his grin fading.
“Man, fuck off.” He takes a drag, holds it for a second, blows it out nice and slow. “Listen, if I wanted to talk about my feelings or whatever, I’d get Donut. Or Caboose.”
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Tucker and Grif bitch about their equally stupid and hopeless love lives and smoke some exceptionally shitty cigarettes.
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As if the gods themselves were delighting in Captain Crow's torture, the boy he had mourned and raised hell itself out of grief for turned back up on his ship, an injured child in his arms and no time to allow his father a second glance.
Even still, Crow needed to talk to his son.
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The missing scene between Crow spotting Jacob alive and Maisie waking up!
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Where You Gonna Be When The Good Times Hit? by primalrageanddumbassery
Fandoms: King Falls AM (Podcast)
19 Jan 2023
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Lily made the mistake of sitting in Ben and Sammy's usual spot at Rose's.
This would be fine if one Sammy Stevens wasn't so damn determined to drive his future sister-in-law out of town.
Things get a little heated.
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The Most Motherly Thing by primalrageanddumbassery
Fandoms: Bright Star - Brickell/Martin
30 Nov 2022
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Even after their tearful reunion, things between Billy Cane and Alice Murphy (soon to be Alice Dobbs) are tense, to say the least. Despite this, Alice is finally able to have one of the experiences Jimmy Ray's father took away from her with her son- caring for her sick baby.
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Billy is sick. Alice sends him home.
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One night in the house by the sea that Jacob and Maisie now call home, there's a knock on the door belonging to an old man who wants nothing more than to apologize to his son.
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The One Where Crow Makes Amends With Jacob and Maisie
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I'll Love You Just The Same As When The Sun Dies by primalrageanddumbassery
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Oct 2020
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My Magnus Archives collection with Della Mae song titles! Do not ask why I'm using an American Newgrass band for titles of fanfiction about British gay people because I Do Not Have A Logical Answer For You. Mega-Uber-fluffy, probably angsty too, mainly Scottish Safehouse-centric. Requests are open! You can submit an ask to https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/primalrageanddumbassery
Title for the series is ALSO a Della Mae song! Listen to the song here- https://youtu.be/FLXQG550-K4
I fully expect all of you to have a Della Mae obsession rivaling my own by the end of this series- Words:
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You hold your breath, I'll hold mine, we'll walk together to pass the time by primalrageanddumbassery
Fandom: King Falls AM (Podcast)
13 May 2022
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This is my collection of Middle School AU King Falls AM fics!!!
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Beck and Bee's Mamma Bee-a Fic Series by primalrageanddumbassery
Fandom: Mamma Mia! - ABBA/Johnson
11 Nov 2021
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Simmons has a psychotic episode after the cyborg surgery.
Grif comforts him
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29 May 2024
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Somehow, during the testing for an equipment upgrade in a time long since past, Tucker gets pulled back to when Project Freelancer is still operating.
To a time where no one knows who he is.
To a time where Wash doesn't look at him the same way.
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Bookmarked by primalrageanddumbassery
19 Apr 2024
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She Knew Her of Old by the_blue_fairie
Fandoms: Oliver! - Bart, Oliver Twist - All Media Types, Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
06 Sep 2021
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Sometimes, the flowers that fall to the street are crushed under the carriage wheel. But sometimes, they escape the crush of the wheel - and although spattered with mud, still they shine.
Bet is in love with Nancy - and one fateful night, she takes action for both their sakes.
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12 Feb 2024
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Everyone has ghosts. Ben just happens to be able to see them.
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01 Nov 2023
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How overdressed is overdressed for a Halloween party?
Well, if it’s one of Tucker’s parties, any amount of effort is too much already. And when two strangers both show up in Halo Spartan armor, to the general disdain of their friends?
Only Oreos can save them now.
Bookmarked by primalrageanddumbassery
31 Oct 2023