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Of Angels and Sputtering Wizards by poor_life_choices
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2020
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His brother stared at him, the brother who stood by him through thick and thick, the brother who knew everything, knew that he was hiding from Aziraphale, knew that he was the King of Hell, knew that he missed heaven so much, knew that the rumors about him were not true-
“Crowley?” His brother said softly. Oh. He must have spaced out again.
“Oh? Yes, hello there, Zadkiel.” His brother smiled warmly, something that looked strange in the human he was inhabiting. Zadkiel was one of the only angels that fell with him, and one of three Archangels that fell. The most notable fallen was obviously Lucifer, who everyone thought was now the King of Hell. Not the case, as Crowley was sitting in his office, his former office.
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- Part 2 of What the fuck am I doing
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Someone is watching over Tom, almost like a Guardian Angel, Tom appreciates this. Death is amused.
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Yeeting each other into volcanoes by poor_life_choices
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Peter Pan (1953), The False Prince - Jenifer A. Neilson, Twilight Series - All Media Types
29 Mar 2020
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Peter floated away from the window of the three children, being careful to avoid his shadow. Tink, being the annoying little devil that she is, starts to make noise, therefore attracting that attention of his shadow.
“FUCKING HELL TINK!”
Tink, also known as the most annoying fairy in the world, just stuck her tongue out at him. As his shadow got closer, Peter let go of all the glamour's, the ones that hid his true, monstrous appearance. For his shadow wasn't actually his shadow, it was part of a race called the galajed. The galajed were a cruel race that preyed on magical children, much like obscurials, but instead of using the children's magic, they tried to take their souls.
The galajed, the one that was about to take Peter’s soul, let out a very high pitched scream and scampered away.
“Really Tom? Everytime I swear.” Tink, formerly known as Tom Marvelo Riddle, Big bad voldie, MoldyShorts, the big bad wolf, H. H. Holmes, Roden, Alice, and Swiper, just shrugged uncaringly.
Peter, because now he was Peter, not Harry, not Jaevid, not Sage, not Adrian, not Jasper, not Regulus, and not Grindelwald, scoffed.
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- Part 1 of What the fuck am I doing
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What the fuck am I doing by poor_life_choices
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Peter Pan (1953), The False Prince - Jenifer A. Neilson, Twilight Series - All Media Types
05 May 2020
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the stroke of death is as a lover's pinch (which HURTS and is DESIRED). by layabout
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2021
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“Well, fuck.” Mysterious Stranger says, shaking his head in mock-regret. He pauses, and then extends a hand. “Nico di Angelo.”
Harry tilts his head, and then shakes his hand. It’s rougher than his own, he notices in surprise, every inch calloused and scarred. He looks so delicate; Harry can tell he isn’t. “Harry Potter. You new?”
“Mmm. Sort of.” Nico says, and then laughs. “You carry death like a shroud, ever noticed that?”
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- Part 1 of the momentary image of certain passions
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17 Nov 2024
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You go out for a late-night walk through the woods, when you make quite an unexpected discovery-that makes short work of discovering you.
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02 Nov 2024
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Jaiden rents an apartment without paying attention to the rumors of it being haunted. Then finds out why no one ever stayed longer than a week in it.
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02 Nov 2024
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at my mercy by the_kingkiller
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel 2099
07 Jun 2023
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“I see that this time you did not have it handled.”
You took a few steps forward, looking down at him as you leaned back on one heel. You did not hide your gaze as you looked down at him, enjoying the sense of superiority that flooded your veins. He growled at your words and his fangs snapped on instinct. This was not the time to test his limits but with victory clouding your senses, you did not care. Plus, there was no more danger and the team was not going to get to the warehouse anytime soon. You could enjoy this for a little while.
[i.e. Miguel O'Hara restrained and on his knees, because ohoho, good lord. ;)))) an unofficial sequel to 'surrender tastes good']
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- Part 2 of of earth 355: the ballad of mimicry
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02 Nov 2024
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Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry just became the next Dark Lord instead of something else. Like the Minister.
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- Part 4 of Charming Universe
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30 Oct 2024