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    A collection of Limericks that got stuck in my head, some of which are better than others.

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    Simon holds up his phone on his notes app. He’s been brainstorming. It reads: Hi, Wilhelm. Sorry to message you but I’m having a situation at school with some bullies that I could use your help with. I get if you don’t want to. Thanks.

    “Wow, no emoji. So businesslike.” Rosh is so mean to him.

    Simon groans. “It’s really hard! What am I supposed to say? Hey, remember how we had one last night together and we said goodbye and I never gave you a birthday present and then the school closed? Well. Can you pretend the breaking up part didn’t happen to get some assholes off my back?”

    “Maybe the difficulty of writing the message should clue you in to the badness of the plan,” Rosh argues.

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    An exes fake dating fic.

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    13 Nov 2024

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    “I could do it,” Wille shrugs.

    “What?”

    “We could get married.” Looking up, he sees something cross Simon’s face. “I mean, fake married. I’d do it. If it’d make her happy. If it’d make you happy.”

    When Simon remains silent, he adds, “It could be kind of fun.”

     

    Or, where Simon's grandma demands requests he get married before she dies, and Wille offers to help.

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    13 Aug 2024

  3. Rec 75

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    “What tattoo were you thinking of anyway?”

    “Okay, right, so…” Wilhelm straightens up, pulling himself back into the conversation. He squeezes his eyes shut for a moment as though trying to concentrate. “Right. So this was my first thought, in big letters all down this arm: ‘Fuck The Monarchy’.”

    Simon bursts out laughing.
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    A fic where tattoo artist Simon encounters a very drunk Prince Wilhelm looking to make some bad decisions.

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    08 Aug 2024

  4. Rec 72

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    He’s aware that he and Simon’s relationship is not exactly typical of a lawyer and his secretary. They blur the lines between professional and personal, they always have, and that’s why they work so well. No one knows him as well as Simon does. This is — well, it’s a complication, one he’s been dealing with more and more recently, because one of the consequences of having such a unique relationship is that there’s a… tension, between them. Has been since Simon leaned over his shoulder in that dingy bar all those years ago.

    (or, the kind-of gratuitous kind-of suits au, where wilhelm is a lawyer and simon is his legal secretary).

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    16 Jul 2024

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    “I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of magic your hands can do… in the kitchen,” he said, looking up at Wille with a playful smile.
    “I can assure you, the magic my hands can perform doesn’t happen in the kitchen,” Wille replied and, before Simon could see his face turn red, or his surprise at his own words, he turned towards his room, waving over his shoulder.
    “Good night!” He hurriedly called out. There was no answer, but Simon’s delighted laughter still rang in his ears when he closed the door, and maybe that was an even better reaction. Wille hoped that in the next weeks, he got plenty more opportunities to make Simon laugh like that. Even if it was at his own expense.

     

    Erik's death leaves Wille unable to pick up his duties as Crown Prince right away. Instead he's granted two years away from the spotlight at Hillerska. Now that he's finished his education, the court expects him to make a public reappearance.
    What better opportunity for a reintroduction than Sweden's favorite baking show? It's low risk, low stakes, no distractions.
    Well. If it wasn't for Simon Eriksson, musician and Wille's long-time celebrity crush, everything could've been so easy.

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    12 Jul 2024

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