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Sanji has been in love with Zoro since they met. He's never been able to bring himself to admit it to the swordsman, until one day when he overhears a conversation not meant for him. If there's one thing stronger than his own anxiety, it's his jealousy.
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19 Nov 2024
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“Never done this before, have you? Nice girl like you, course you been saving it.”
“Oh fucking shit.”
Sanji tuts. “Nice girls don’t talk like that, Zoro.”
The ship is becalmed and everyone is asleep except our boys. A story in which Zoro is demanding, hands are sexy, and Sanji might be catching feelings despite himself.
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- Part 4 of Oblivious Kinky Disaster Gays
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19 Nov 2024
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Sanji was sure he heard the idiot incorrectly. It was the only possibility.
“Gross, dude—TMI,” Usopp grimaces.
“What do you mean? I spread men all of the time!” Zoro shoots back with an indignant scowl.
Okay, then Sanji heard him perfectly.
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19 Nov 2024
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Sanji comes up with a fun play that incorporates Zoro's profession
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“You’re so bruised,” Zoro admires, tongue darting out to wet his lips. He’s not a superstitious person, yet his hands still tremble as he picks up the thirteenth needle, observing it a moment longer to ensure he isn’t overlooking some sort of production mistake. “These marks will last a while, princess.”
“I’m happy, sir,” The sub smiles as his fingers creep upwards, just shy of actually coming in contact with the thin sticks of metal, movement stopping in its tracks as soon as Zoro gives him a warning glare.
Number thirteen goes through just as smoothly, leaving the same two small holes as all others behind. Yet another beautiful addition to the carefully crafted web, an artist working on his magnum opus, methodically moving through the steps he has already mapped out beforehand. A case of putting things into the right place, executing the vision he can see so clearly in his mind.
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18 Nov 2024
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“Get him addicted to my hole” is an insane seduction strategy typical of a man who is constitutionally incapable of expressing vulnerability and also doesn’t know how to talk to people. Of course he would prefer that to actually confessing.
Kakashi gets his rival a gift, and that gift is... well, okay, so it's a forbidden-jutsu fleshlight basically.
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28 Oct 2024